Tag Archives: morning

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM

Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”

Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM

I thought I would have ended up suffering this very poop session, since I had a pizza for lunch, but it didn’t happen. Probably I found the pizzeria that suits me the most! Am I dreaming? Only time will tell. Let’s wait for the fart response. Under 10 farts during the rest of the dayContinue reading “Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM”

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats. This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out! At theContinue reading “Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM”

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff. You know what was overdeveloped instead? The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish. So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now,Continue reading “Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM”

Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time,Continue reading “Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM”

Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM

My condition is pretty clear, though so difficult to describe… I am awake, in the middle of the night. That is a fact, this is the clear part. I don’r feel good, this is the resume of what is so difficult to describe. Let’s start from the end, I am using my girlfriend’s toilet binContinue reading “Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM

Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM

This morning I woke up with some mild headache, when my girlfriend tried to cuddle me and go further for a little sex, I had to drop it, my headache was worsening, and I had to pee a lot. I went to the bathroom to have a wee, bur I forgot to lock the door.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM”

Daily Prompt

Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM

First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not. Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But itContinue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM”

Daily Prompt

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness? Chronologically, First, breakfast, always have 400-500ml milk with corn flakes. Makes me fall asleep the day before looking dreamily forward to it. Second, taking a shit right after it. Third, tird. Four, well, lunch! Five, sometimes I have another shit after lunch 🥹

Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”

Daily Prompt

Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM

All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..