Monday, 3 August 2026 | 11:04 AM

My arsehole really hurts. I mean, my literal anus! Poor anus… I think I got haemorrhoids. Yesterday, as I told in my previous post, I was starting my pub crawl night, when a strikening diarrhoea attack came in. It was horrible. My psyche was holding my arsehole...

Monday, 3 August 2026 | 12:08 AM

Pub crawl night. Constipated for days, and on the road I eat like an ox. So what’s got to happen, if not fulminant diarrhoea — and searing — right at the start of the evening?

Sunday, 2 August 2026 | 4:30 PM

Not having a shit is horrible. Especially on vacation, when you’re supposed to relax entirely. But with my body in distress how am I supposed to relax? Freaking horrible! After a long push session, I kinda managed to expel some scum, but I keep feeling there’s more....

Sunday, 2 August 2026 | 1:43 AM

Too early in the morning or a little late at night? Clearly the latest. Went on with the first day of my vacation. Constipated for the whole day. Mostly all of the people can relate to this, you never shit on vacation. At least the first day. I know this very well, so...