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About theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:57 AM

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:57 AM


Just got out. As soon as I entered in my car I perceived something was not right: ‘shall I come back home to have a shit while I still can?’, I thought.

‘Nooo, who cares!’, I said to myself.

Well, I should have listened that. I had diarrhoea while driving. I started sweating.

I was rushing back home, but I didn’t make it. I had to divert to a Mall.

Luckily enough, the toilet I am sitting on is still early in the morning, so it’s still super clean. Well, it was…

Sunday, 9 August 2020 | 01:31 PM

Sunday, 9 August 2020 | 01:31 PM

This camping is finally ending.

Yesterday rave party, today beach chilling, now I had to rush behind the bushes to relieve from whatever creature got out from my arsehole.

Everything wiped off, I can return to my friends rolling a zoot.

Friday, 7 August 2020 | 05:54 PM

Friday, 7 August 2020 | 05:54 PM

Second day of wild camping. Low signal and relax made me forget of reporting my shats.

Still, today happened one of the most unforgettable things to tell about, and yet, the most embarrassing of all.

I was rolling a joint sat on my beach towel, I farted. After a while I noticed a weird scent in the air, but I ignored it. After I stood everything made sense. I shat on the towel, through my swim suit.

There was only one thing to do then. Dive in order to have a nice douche to my whole body.

The worst part of all is I found my swimsuit utterly stuffed. Yes. That was crap.