Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 01:44 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Another shat today

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 12:38 PM

As soon as I arrived to another mall to go shopping, I had to rush to the toilet.

Fuck! I shall definitely stop eating pizza for good

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:57 AM

FUCK ME!

Just got out. As soon as I entered in my car I perceived something was not right: ‘shall I come back home to have a shit while I still can?’, I thought.

‘Nooo, who cares!’, I said to myself.

Well, I should have listened that. I had diarrhoea while driving. I started sweating.

I was rushing back home, but I didn’t make it. I had to divert to a Mall.

Luckily enough, the toilet I am sitting on is still early in the morning, so it’s still super clean. Well, it was…

Wednesday, 12 August 2020 | 09:11 AM

Since I am really sleepy, I let my arse do all the calculations. Just drop the bomb.

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 04:10 PM

Turns out pizza I ate yesterday was pretty harsh for my bowels to digest.

Indeed it is still here, I can perfectly smell every mushroom which was on.

Tuesday, 11 August 2020 | 12:47 PM

I miss having a shit in some natural spot.

I shall go picking some leaves from the ground in order to use ‘em instead of toilet paper 🤔

Monday, 10 August 2020 | 10:50 AM

Back on my private toilet. It may be more comfortable than squatting on some dead foliage, though it is duller.

I already miss hearing my crap crunching on some leaves while falling 😦

Sunday, 9 August 2020 | 01:31 PM

This camping is finally ending.

Yesterday rave party, today beach chilling, now I had to rush behind the bushes to relieve from whatever creature got out from my arsehole.

Everything wiped off, I can return to my friends rolling a zoot.

Friday, 7 August 2020 | 05:54 PM

Second day of wild camping. Low signal and relax made me forget of reporting my shats.

Still, today happened one of the most unforgettable things to tell about, and yet, the most embarrassing of all.

I was rolling a joint sat on my beach towel, I farted. After a while I noticed a weird scent in the air, but I ignored it. After I stood everything made sense. I shat on the towel, through my swim suit.

There was only one thing to do then. Dive in order to have a nice douche to my whole body.

The worst part of all is I found my swimsuit utterly stuffed. Yes. That was crap.

Thursday, 5 August 2020 | 03:15 PM

New day new camping.

So I can spread my shit all around the globe