Monday, 13 July 2026 | 8:00 AM

The heat is killing me. Couldn’t sleep well. Or maybe it was because of a huge burger I had for dinner… with fries and beer… Nope. It was the heat’s fault! Constipation though, that is caused by my dinner.

Sunday, 12 June 2026 | 11:28 AM

Very difficult having a shit on a Sunday morning, after a Beer-drinking gig the night begore, after a poorly-slept 5-hour slumber. Yet, a little turd got out. Lucky one

Friday, 10 July 2026 | 10:17 AM

Started on electrolytes for this heat. Well — salt, sugar and a squeeze of lemon in my water. Same thing, right? Dunno if it’s them, but half an hour after downing it this morning: a proper need to wee, and an even bigger urge to poo. And here I am, on the loo,...