Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from.

I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore, and my bowels now is cross with me.

Every day I hold farts during my morning commute from her’s to mine, trying not to brick myself, then I arrive home and I take a shit.

This morning there’ve been a little variation, I forgot my keys. SHIT.

Luckily my flatmate was in, and let me in the house, otherwise I don’t know where I could have shat.

Uh… home sweet home!

Greetings from the toilet!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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