As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.
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Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!
Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM
Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen. Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!
The cold constipates me
How do you feel about cold weather? Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me Harsh life… Am I the only one?
Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM
Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter! I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would haveContinue reading “Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM”
Thursday, 18 May 2023 | 08:05 AM
Yesterday I had no shit at all. Gluten abuse turned out constipation. This morning it switched into loose mode. Nice!
Win or loose
Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.
Top fruits for a powerful shit
List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible! 3. Lemon. Like orange, but IContinue reading “Top fruits for a powerful shit”
Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal. In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell aContinue reading “Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM”
Sunday, 14 May 2023 | 09:12 AM
I was calmly taking my morning shit, when my girlfriend shouted I NEEED IT NOW! She’s lactose intollerant…. Such a shitty great family, we are!
Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM
I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stopContinue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM”
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM
Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM
Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM
Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss? I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell… Pretty much everything
Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 10:39 AM
Smooth loose shit as the second session of the day
Friday, 21 April 2023 | 03:49 PM
As I was hoping for, some more shit arrived. The problem is I am plenty of deadlines today, and I am stuck here on the toilet 🙄
Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM
To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time,Continue reading “Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM”
Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 11:30 AM
Harsh condition for my bowels. Another shockingly bad shit. I need a diet now.
What place in the world do you never want to visit? Why? My toilet when I poop, right after I left it. I won’t ever go back inside!!!
Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM
Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM”
Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM
My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”
Describe something you learned in high school. You know, high school it’s supposed to teach you the basics of adult life, math, literature, physics, biology, chemistry, everything you could need for university, or starting a job then. Thing is, high school also comes with some bonus teaching, everything you learn from student life. You learnContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM
As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!! Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 06:35 PM
Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers. Had to longcut home. Shit. Diarrhoea Now I can go to the park Peace
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM
This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”