Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise?

Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy.

I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series, until some turds finally get on the edge, and this is the moment I push harder!

Fun ain’t it?

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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