Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.
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Sunday, 14 May 2023 | 09:12 AM
I was calmly taking my morning shit, when my girlfriend shouted I NEEED IT NOW! She’s lactose intollerant…. Such a shitty great family, we are!
Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM
All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.Continue reading “Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM”
Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 07:26 AM
Even if it’s Sunday, I’ve got to work. I should have woke up one hour ago, and now I must RUUUN! What really keeps me here is shit… not ready to go. C’mon arsehole! I’m late!!!
Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM
Random droppings out of my arsehole. I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent. I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning. I’m happy
Sunday, 23 April 2023 | 08:38 AM
Sunday morning, calm and resting day, and my bowels feel it. Nice and slow shit
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!
the Shy Tird 