Yet comes another giant poop.

I’m still at my friends.

Ok, this is diarrhoea.

Ok, this is shameful.

Mh.

What now…

Am at a friend, working from his home today.

Guess what my bowels asked for?

SHIIIIIIT!

My days of constipation are gone. Welcome easy-discharge!

Very satisfying shit this morning, some 7.5/10.

As I sat it got out immediately, loads of turds, less than a minute. It was a 10/10, but there was something left, and I had to wait a bit.

still here, on the toilet.

We shall spend more time here. It’s cosy! Worthier than social networks, at least.

Guess what? I’m still constipated.

I’m even working out again. I ate hamburgers for dinner, c’mon bowels!

My bowels, ‘C’mon Shy, eat some veggies!’

And while saying so, his bowels expelled a huge sound turd, making Shy forget about his distressful constipation

Peace

I am constipated this morning. And I don’t like it at all!

Earlier I didn’t understand it.

There still was a lot of dung to be taken care of.

Now done it.

I shall sell it

Yesterday, I finished what was left of chickpeas rice for lunch

I spent the whole evening bloating. I even tried practicing yoga with my gf, but it didn’t help.

I had dinner. And nothing moved.

Only once distressed, once tucked in bed, a huge sound fart curled the bedsheet, and the whole room as well….

Finally safe.

Well, this morning not much is left, only a huge tird

Hi turdies – aka lovely followers

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