Tag Archives: poop

Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.

How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen? We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible. After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closerContinue reading “Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.”

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”

Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM

As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.

Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM

We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution. I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks) I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, butContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM”

Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM

I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!

Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts. I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet. And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopinglyContinue reading “Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM”

Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM

Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter! I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would haveContinue reading “Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM”

Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 10:32 AM

Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.

Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM

During this ending week I’ve been at my friends, it was a very ling time not seeing each other, and I was so happy I just didn’t care what I ate or drank. The result is I am now plenty of shit, but constipated. I mean, I pumped a few turds, but that’s the onlyContinue reading “Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM”

Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM

It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit. Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy. Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen