My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts. I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet. And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopinglyContinue reading “Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM”
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Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM
I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stopContinue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM”
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 02:45 PM
Luckily I am home-working today, I spent the last three hours farting loudly, and now I just need a shit. Uhm… I am not feeling really good…..
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss? I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell… Pretty much everything
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM
I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place. Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough. My weekend starts here.
Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM
I thought I would have ended up suffering this very poop session, since I had a pizza for lunch, but it didn’t happen. Probably I found the pizzeria that suits me the most! Am I dreaming? Only time will tell. Let’s wait for the fart response. Under 10 farts during the rest of the dayContinue reading “Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM”
Daily Prompt
What makes you nervous? Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it. This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!
Daily Prompt
Jot down the first thing that comes to your mind. Fart
Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM
My condition is pretty clear, though so difficult to describe… I am awake, in the middle of the night. That is a fact, this is the clear part. I don’r feel good, this is the resume of what is so difficult to describe. Let’s start from the end, I am using my girlfriend’s toilet binContinue reading “Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM”
Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM
Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM”
Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM
I spent the whole afternoon working at my laptop farting all around. I had some calls, and I couldn’t pause from farts, I had to put mute on, to avoid people on the other side to hear me 🤫 The moment finally came, I am now on the toilet, expelling everything causing me gassy mess.Continue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM”
Daily Prompt
Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 15 April 2023 | 10:41 PM
I’ve spent the evening farting badly, now I am trying to have a shit, but nothing get’s out
Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM
My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”
Daily Prompt
Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM
Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN. Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free! It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot.Continue reading “Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM”
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 10:02 AM
Despite what I’ve just told, even if you give yourself twenty minutes on the toilet, to make some poop is not obvious. Today I produced nothing Not even a fart
Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM
A fact: I had diarrhoea this morning. Another fact: I ate some sort of filled pastry with cheese and aubergine, and tomato sauce, and a lot of oil, and a lot of butter. It was delicious. Are these two facts anyhow related? Probably So why did I eat the leftovers for lunch? Yeah, probably itContinue reading “Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM”
the Shy Tird 