Category Archives: Everyday

Feeling a little dizzy at the moment, but a little shitty helps recovery.

Night out at my girlfriend’s, had no time for a quick drop, we were on a rush. Now back home. triple shot! VERY NICE INDEED

Laziest Sunday I’ve had in months. This means I had late breakfast, late lunch, late everything. And now my bowels are simply out of order. Skipping the routine is WROONG Nevertheless, a little pushy help, helps!

November is passing by, and I am starting wondering whether I’m going to have a big shit for Christmas Eve or I’m not. Cos by now my crap is not that few, it grew in amount, you know, after my trip, always eating… Dunno, let’s see if my bowels will hand me w gift thisContinue reading “Saturday, 26 November 2022 | 08:34 AM”

In the end I got back home to have my quiet shit session. ACTION!

I’m late, so today I could only have a shower only if I take a brisk shit. I guess it’s not happening though… All right, no shit? First a shower. After all I can have a shit almost everywhere but that’s not the same for a shower! My bowels can wait!

New job, first day. How can I not inaugurate this great day with a loose shit in this toilet?

Very rapid shit, coz I’m late! But I can’t be leaving home without doing so

There’s been a lot going on inside my belly this evening. I waited and waited for something to get expelled, but in the end I had to do something. Indeed. I made some abs exercises, and something actually happened. A lot of farts opened the way to the big stuff. Now everything is down theContinue reading “Wednesday, 23 November 2022 | 04:28 PM”

My morning shit was so frustrating I even forgot to tell anything about it. It started at 6:40ish, to end at 7:20. Some few-inch-turds and then pause, not even a fart could get out, then some turds, pause again. Yeah. Stupid!

Uh! Third time shitting! Normal, if you drink beer…

Yeah, here comes the second go of the day. I know it! There must have been some more coming!

Finally back home. Home’s toilet is always the best, there’s nothing anybody could ever tell me, I won’t change my idea. Indeed, a sure good shit here! And there’s more to come, I feel it!

I was soooo tired I slept three more hours after the alarm, and I’d still want to sleep more, but anyways, I now have more energy to take a better shit!

The first thing I do in the morning, once got back home, is obviously taking a shit. No matter what. What shit? Shit? What? Shit? Yeah. Sturdy

Layover at the airport. Best place to visit: the toilets. Best souvenir to leave? Some shit. Loose shit.

Brand new day, last day of my trip. My body piled so much stress, even my bowels has had enough! I’m plenty of farts, smelly reeky shit, results of an unhealthy life I’ve been having for 18 days now! But fine! At least I an expelling it! It would have been worst if I wereContinue reading “Sunday, 20 November 2022 | 10:25 AM”

After a night spent bloating, leaving farts everywhere, at Christmas markets, at the bar, at the disco, inside the bedsheets, I can finally take a freaking shit! Clearly rhythmic with farts!

Omg, I ate Lebanese food for lunch, and I still haven’t digested it. I don’t understand, there must be something wrong. Also because I am farting all day long, yet still the only shit I am making is two useless tirds. ☹️

New day, new place. I am now in Luxembourg at my friend’s. Every turd I am crafting contains only French dump, result of what I’ve been eating in Paris! I hope my friend doesn’t get a fine for international chemical attack…

I’ve got everything packed, was about to leave, today’s my last day in Paris. But(t)! Another brilliant stinky shit came.

Take second. Yesterday’s dinner was vegan, but it was plenty of spices, and this hurts the day after.

My belly’s bloating with not-so-fresh air. Now I am trying to expel it, but it’s interrupted by a lot of pieces of art. Yes, my very own art products. Shit.

Morning shits are the best. Because my bowels are so lazy, still dreaming. Not at all true, that’s my brain, my bowels instead are awake as hell. Ready to popopop! Btw I dreams some friends of mine created a tornado of poo in an open field. Wtf

First shit in Paris at a pub. Sill loose, still chill. Always good. I’ll have another beer

New home, new hosts. I am now in Paris, having a loose shit at my friends. Luckily they’re already left for work! Otherwise they would be knowing a pretty smelly house right now…

What really passionate me about public restrooms at airports, is that one can feel totally comfortable inside. Even if people eavesdrop your shit session, who cares? When one would ever see you again? I am right here, in a public restroom at the airport, I can tell for sure that I feel completely comfortable, butContinue reading “Monday, 14 November 2022 | 09:58 AM”

Another country, another crap. This time I am at Gdansk airport waiting for my flight to Paris. Since the wait will be 3 hours, I guess I am plenty of time to take a very deep and freeing shit. Yes indeed

Airport. Never had sleep. Let’s get my fight now! Sweating. Luckily enough, I am early enough. I really need a huge shit! Okokok, let’s make it, and then I’m assured to have a safe flight!

Idk why, but I’ve decided to go back to my friend’s restaurant for the 5th day in a row. Perhaps not the best move, since he gives me a pint as I get in. My bowels can’t take it anymore…