I woke up this morning with this insane idea of falling back to sleep, but something was awake already, something prevented me from falling back into Morpheus’ arms. There’s a bomb ticking inside me, going to explode, gotta be dropped. Don’t know why though, I didn’t eat anything terrible, I guess it is just myContinue reading “Tuesday, 24 May 2022 | 06:34 AM”
I have a turd still attached to my arsehole. Oh, right, it fell. The end.
As I thought, every bit of shit was still inside me. Now it is outside. Having a party in the pool altogether.
The deafening sound of silence interrupted by an incisive splash. It is a shy tird in the hole! And nothing more. Everything else is just phantom crap
I’ve just felt abused by my own bowels. My arsehole was very not ready to accept anything to step through it. Nevertheless my intestines decided to go at their own pace. I’ve been raped. Now I cry.
Eerie movements inside my intestines….
You’ve waited enough time! Meatballs are ready now! Breakfast is served! I wouldn’t recommend ‘em though, put some sauce on it, it’ll adjust the pointy flavour. Jokes aside, guys, my turds are perfectly shaped meatballs. Size is perfect, consistence is great… If I were selling my shit in jars, this would be one of aContinue reading “Friday, 20 May 2022 | 06:33 AM”
This poop is nothing great. It is one of those which stays hidden inside, sacrificing few bits to stay concealed. I only got rid of these pieces, yet still waiting for the core.
When my body has not recovered enough, and it is not yet wide awake, it cannot make the whole shit in the morning in only one session. It often happens I finish my session wiping my arsehole with some toilet paper, I clean my butt, and I go have a day start. So what happensContinue reading “Wednesday, 18 May 2022 | 06:48 AM”
It feels like I shouldn’t have woken up this morning, my arse won’t even start. I mean, there’s stuff inside, but there’s not enough energy to pull it off. And it is also way too clean…
My eyes just want to stay shut, but my anus wants to stay broad. It has to put all the pirates outboard. Since yesterday I had sushi, now raw fish can go back swimming in the ocean.
After a sushi dinner anything is gas related. I am stuffed with air
It is the first morning in a while I can’t really take a crap as soon as I wake up. That’s a little odd, but I guess it’s just a matter of patience and it will come… Two minutes later Yeh, here it is. It’s always so liberating, me still drowsy, dream-like-thinking, and some shitContinue reading “Monday, 16 May 2022 | 06:26 AM”
It’s not easy to describe what’s up with my anus this morning. Tu put it simply: spiciness. I had a spicy dinner, and now my hole is fully fired. Idk, I probably like this kind of feeling. I can’t be sure she will enjoy being the room as soon as my girlfriend wakes up… ThisContinue reading “Sunday, 15 May 2022 | 06:22 AM”
My night was harsh. Couldn’t get why, mostly anxiety I guess. NOPE, it was because of those fried pastry-filled-mozzarella-thinghyies I had for lunch. As soon as I woke up I created a little pile of shit. It’s more like a miniature Mountain. Trust me, it’s like when you use a shovel and you move freshContinue reading “Saturday, 14 May 2022 | 06:50 AM”
It’s three thirty in the morning, I can’t sleep, but I can soundly fart. I go have some proper ones in the bathroom.
All righty, it actually happened what I felt was going to. It’s happening pretty often, to be fair. And I am glad it happened. Simply, I was about to get out for my morning jog, when the shit I felt was still inside me knock-knocked. Who’s there? ‘WHROOOOM’! That was immediate!
Today I am having troubles pooping. I mean, it’s not constipation, but I feel like there’s something left inside after each push. Well, guess it’s something normal… Maybe it’s caused by the fact I had some nightmares not long ago, or maybe is because I am very sad this morning. Or maybe, maybe it’s justContinue reading “Friday, 13 May 2022 | 06:27 AM”
Live from the white throne. I’ve just had breakfast and I was headed to the shower, the toilet was in between, so I decided to take some advantage of it. I achieved almost nothing. I’ve just stained the slope with the littlest turd ever. POINTLESS.
The beginning of the day means deflating, i.e. MANY FAAARTS. And a huge piece of crap after me, i.e. A BIG TURD. That doesn’t make me awake, though
I have a freaking serious gas problem. I’m constantly bloating. I am serious. My bowels are highly problematic. And flammable I believe… So now, I’d pretty much like to sleep, BUT, this internal air I’ve got stored within me is very discomfortable. It stresses me out! Ok ok… GOTTA RELAAAAX.
A little silent fart while working right next to my colleague. He hasn’t noticed anything! :3
I am taking polka dot shit. Yes this is what I’ve just made, a polka dot poop. It is brown and has loads of black freckles in it, they seem like small gems mounted on it in a pretty precise way. Now I am trying to gather my thoughts and remember what did I eatContinue reading “Wednesday, 11 May 2022 | 06:23 AM”
So in the morning, what was anticipated by some gas, now becomes toxic waste. The pool’s water is split in two, at the bottom there’s solid dregs, on the surface there’s the oily floating liquid. Which one’s more worth? To be on the safe side, I’ll just flush everything away. I am just worried forContinue reading “Tuesday, 10 May 2022 | 06:50 AM”
It’s almost four o’clock in the morning and I can’t sleep. That hamburger I had for dinner really needed some more cooking. Stomach issues. On the other side (literally) my intestines kept producing farts. Farts I had to expel as soon as dully developed. My bowels give me insomnia 😡
I am deeply sad for the loss. And pretty impressed. The huge shit flushed off almost instantly, with a little help from the brush, I’ve seen my son die in half past a second :((
Ever since I finished crafting my first shit, this morning I felt like there was more. I stopped thinking about it for a while, gotta focus on work to do! Nice. Ok. Then my boss went out early, I had lunch, and the toilet was all for me. It actually is. Yeah. I am sittingContinue reading “Monday, 9 May 2022 | 01:46 PM”