Thursday, 16 March 2023 | 04:51 PM

*THE TIME FINALLY CAME!* Luckily I got back home after lunch, and worked on my laptop the whole afternoon long, farts frequency becoming more and more dense and their sound and smell more and more intense. I was then folding my robes, when the last fart announced itself: ‘I am the last one, after meContinue reading “Thursday, 16 March 2023 | 04:51 PM”

Saturday, 11 March 2023 | 07:44 AM

My head hurts, my bowels took me awake the whole night, that wine compromised me. Fuck. I can’t even focus on my shitting right now. It’s brutal, but when it happens is normal. i shouldn’t have drank, I should have eaten something more. Health is important, intestines health is VITAL! A little OT – butContinue reading “Saturday, 11 March 2023 | 07:44 AM”

Friday, 10 March 2023 | 07:40 AM

Yesterday I had lunch with pasta, Dinner with lentils. When I moved the duvet this morning I smelled the dump. Had to immediately seal the whole bed-setting and I had no intention of waking myself up. Then, after five minutes of procrastinating in bed, something kicked in. I felt something moving inside my belly. HadContinue reading “Friday, 10 March 2023 | 07:40 AM”