Category Archives: Everyday

Taking shit means patience. My intestines needs at least thirty minutes to be emptied. Sometimes it can even take hours. In the morning everything is more difficult, since my while body is still metaphorically laid in bed. Nevertheless, I start my day turd by a turd. Now, this is a metaphor for life!

Last month of the year. Me, I feel like have nothing achieved. I only piled loads of shit. Loads of ideas, such as selling my shit in jars as unique pieces, creating a cryptocurrency for my SHYT, NFTs, creating a kamaSutra for shitting positions, new stickers for advertising my Blog. Nothing Done. Perhaps I hopeContinue reading “Wednesday, 1 December 2021 | 08:43 AM”

I fucking spent the whole day holding a stupid loose shit inside me. Finally am home. Perhaps I would have preferred to hold it forever. It stinks too much! At least I feel healthier now

A new experience for me. Eating at the toilet.I am sorry, that’s kinda disgusting, but I needed a shit whilst hungry. What else could I do? Avocado and chips will do fine!🥑 BTW, Deep, veeery deep inside, I hear a voice saying, ‘What’s wrong with you!?’

Uh, btw, after a way-too-early alarm, a non-stop-rainy-day, a stupid non-heated-workplace in a freaking freezing day, I dragged my lunchbox along. It guarded me even during my diarrhoea attack. At lunch I enjoyed my chicken curry, heated at point. Everything seemed in peace… Well, war was just beginning. Farts kept congesting within my insides, andContinue reading “Monday, 29 November 2021 | 10:57 PM”

Sometimes, when my shit is this loose, I’d really like to have a mould in which to cast some cool sculpture, obviously made of my own CRAP. Btw, I have diarrhoea, and it’s pretty difficult to go to work today, I’m late on my delay. my belly still aching

This morning I can’t separate my arse from the toilet seat. It’s sticky. Yes, my crap is.

Sure! All the shit I haven’t done in the weekend, postponed to Monday morning. Been sitting here for forty minutes now, and the torture – because it is also painful, YES, why not! – hasn’t even finished yet! C’moooon it’s getting late!!

Dunno why but in the weekend it’s like my body doesn’t care about shitting. Like ‘it’s not a working day, Let me beee!’ Crazy body

I ordered pizza for dinner. I’d like to enjoy it emptying my insides before it. I’ve been sittin for twenty minutes, not a single fart 😦

I took today in such an easy way that even my bowels relaxed. No shit

I am having some trouble at taking shit this morning. I shall start counting how many times a year I struggle having shits. Not sure for what purpose…

I hate it when I get distracted while working… been Thinking this morning I had no shit 😦

It was still, more loose shit. stinky, impolitely stinky. Definitely Not Safe for Work. Surely not safe for a toilet with no windows, at work.

OH FUCK! I had my launch, then had a little piece of chocolate. Kept working. Kept working. I’m on my laptop when suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE, my insides started screaming DIARRHOEA!!! Shit. Shit shit shit. Had a run.

The loose stools thing goes on. Have I been poisoned? Someone wants the king of shit dead! Lol. It was the burger

My arse, a sprinkler. I fell asleep one hour ago, then suddenly a urge woke me up. That’s a proper wake up call. I sit on the toilet. I expel some turds, i feel evil inside me. It hurts. Some more turds. It feels like the evil is getting lower and lower, until. BOOOOOM. AContinue reading “Wednesday, 24 November 2021 | 01:00 AM”

I’ve just proclaimed myself, King of my own reign, The Shyt Kingdom. by now I just feel lonely, all alone on my stained white throne. While some little turds bounces off my arse, I will keep waiting for foresters to join my palace. It’s such a crappy place! In the meanwhile I must study aContinue reading “Tuesday, 23 November 2021 | 07:03 AM”

Trying to figure out how to sleep, can’t. the excitement of my new discord is over the top

I created my discord, looking forward for meeting people inside it.

Just a little rapid shit, two tirds to be accurate. Two little littly shitty turds.

Kebab for lunch has been a very nice idea! Farts while working is what I’ve really been missing 🙃

Time passes by and my shit keeps getting out, this means I am well. Not so cool tirds today btw

Been shitting for forty minutes now, I hope I’m empty. I guess I got caught in my phone…

My arse still hurts. Let me just tell you the whole story, I went climbing early in the morning. I though I liberated myself from all the crap inside me in the morning, but I was wrong. As soon as I approached my first route I felt the burden inside me, idling, waiting for meContinue reading “Saturday, 20 November 2021 | 07:08 PM”

Shit drops as soon as my cheeks touch the marble. This. Is. Satisfying. It. Really. Is. This. Is. What. I. Call. Life.

Blurpeedeboop, from my arsytopblop Turdyleedoo, sheettyhoop!

Been farting chestnuts all evening long

Juicy fluid incapsulated my turds, which have been sprouted by my arse at bullet speed. Now my toilet is dead.

Finally able to have a shit. But I don’t give a shit. I shall research on a method to fossilise my shit. 🧐 so I can actually GIVE somebody a shit.