Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”
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Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM
Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”
Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM
As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.
Shitting before the internet
Do you remember life before the internet? Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits. Those times are gone! Culture is gone!
Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!
Sunday, 28 May 2023 | 09:18 AM
Fast discharge. Right as my cheeks touched the white throne
Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 07:14 AM
No time for breakfast. Straight to the toilet. I am much drowsy though…
Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM
Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter! I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would haveContinue reading “Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM”
Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 03:36 PM
Sushi lunch, then withdrawal of poop
Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 10:32 AM
Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM
It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit. Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy. Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen
Thursday, 18 May 2023 | 08:05 AM
Yesterday I had no shit at all. Gluten abuse turned out constipation. This morning it switched into loose mode. Nice!
Win or loose
Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.
Top fruits for a powerful shit
List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible! 3. Lemon. Like orange, but IContinue reading “Top fruits for a powerful shit”
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM
As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure. Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd! Will I make it on time?
Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM
This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch! The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job… Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to come, SHIT!
The view from my toilet
I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us. Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct fromContinue reading “The view from my toilet”
Sunday, 14 May 2023 | 09:12 AM
I was calmly taking my morning shit, when my girlfriend shouted I NEEED IT NOW! She’s lactose intollerant…. Such a shitty great family, we are!
Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM
I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stopContinue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM”
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM
Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”
Thursday, 11 May 2023 | 09:01 AM
I guess I’m not the only one looking at what my poop looks like right after having it done. I just did this very thing, and everything seems firm, healthy. It’s quite necessary to understand ourselves, to look after pur health. This is the way.
Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM
All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.Continue reading “Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM”
Saturday, 6 May 2023 | 09:07 AM
I guess yesterday I had so much shit there ain’t left none this morning
Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM
I love mornings like this one, when I can wake up with no alarm, have a calm breakfast, and go to the bathroom right afterwards. It’s my perfect routine. This way, my bowels fully wake up, so they’re ready to discharge the whole lot. Once they’ve done that, I wash myself and I am readyContinue reading “Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM”
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM
Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day. I am ready to go!!! But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop! I am Ready to goooo!!!
Monday, 1 May 2023 | 10:18 AM
International Labour Day, me and my girlfriend decided to have a barbecue in the wild. I am now taking a shit, but I feel I can’t produce it all. I guess have some surprises later on…
When do you feel most productive? You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes? That’s when I feel the most productive!
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM
Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM
Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss? I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell… Pretty much everything