Back in the wild, back in the crouch position, my back on the legs, my arsehole spread out, some shit on the ground. Late cappuccino effect
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Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.
How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen? We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible. After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closerContinue reading “Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.”
Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM
Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”
Friday, 2 June 2023 | 12:34 PM
As expected, I am now in the wild, about to climb some routes in the middle of the forest… and some shit has to get out. Here it goes. You’re free. *soft deployment sound on the floor*
Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM
Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”
Thursday, 1 June 2023 | 08:40 AM
Just a few unrecognisable pieces of shit. Still great! I am still a human being working fine!
Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM
As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.
Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM
We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution. I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks) I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, butContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM”
Shitting before the internet
Do you remember life before the internet? Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits. Those times are gone! Culture is gone!
Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!
Sunday, 28 May 2023 | 09:18 AM
Fast discharge. Right as my cheeks touched the white throne
Saturday, 27 May 2023 | 09:25 AM
Just a normal ordinary shit. How can I say so? No pain, no reeky smell, no weird colours, no rush. Just regular stuff
Friday, 26 May 2023 | 06:22 PM
Just got home after a long day, end of a very long week, with a very long history of tiredness, now I can deploy what I’ve been waiting for the whole day: the long turd. Peace
Friday, 26 May 2023 | 02:07 PM
No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day, My boss is out for lunch. Hurry! TO THE LOO!! Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole. Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets out…
Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM
I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit. I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 😦
Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM
Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen. Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!
Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 07:14 AM
No time for breakfast. Straight to the toilet. I am much drowsy though…
Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM
My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts. I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet. And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopinglyContinue reading “Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM”
The cold constipates me
How do you feel about cold weather? Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me Harsh life… Am I the only one?
Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM
Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter! I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would haveContinue reading “Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM”
Monday, 22 May 2023 | 08:58 AM
Back home, my arse recognise it immediately. I filled the tank
Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 08:19 PM
After that huge sushi lunch, is time to drop the real stuff. A spliff woke up my bowels A toiletful of shit.
Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 03:36 PM
Sushi lunch, then withdrawal of poop
Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 10:32 AM
Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.
How do you balance work and home life? I work from my toilet. I have a perfectly balanced life.
Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM
During this ending week I’ve been at my friends, it was a very ling time not seeing each other, and I was so happy I just didn’t care what I ate or drank. The result is I am now plenty of shit, but constipated. I mean, I pumped a few turds, but that’s the onlyContinue reading “Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM”
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 03:49 PM
A single dropping as Friday evening begins. A little turd on the go
Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM
It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit. Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy. Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen
Thursday, 18 May 2023 | 08:05 AM
Yesterday I had no shit at all. Gluten abuse turned out constipation. This morning it switched into loose mode. Nice!
Win or loose
Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.