last poops
Thursday, 8 October 2026 | 4:05 PM
Chocolate snack after my afternoon nap, and I’m ready to go.
Po poo poop!
We finally moved out from the old apartment.
Cleaning and tidying up took a little too much though. It’s very late for a Wednesday night…
But it’s never too late for my bowels to be unpleasant.
I was at bed already. All lights off. Finally tuck into bed. Ready to sleep, when I felt my anus itching. weird. I just got a shower.
Nevertheless I went to the bathroom and cleanse it thoroughly.
Back to bad. Still itching.
Fuck.
Back to the bathroom. Ok let’s push!
It worked!
Can’t believe though! The itch is gone, but the amount is frankly disappointing!
Wednesday, 7 October 2026 | 7:17 AM
Just moved in to the new house.
My arsehole seems to approve the choice.
But it feels like there’s more to come.
More shit, but more constipation too…
Let’s see
Tuesday, 6 October 2026 | 12:36 PM
Sudden. Explosive.
Diarrhoea, full throttle, no warning.
Didn’t even get a knock at the door.
Talk about immediacy.
Tuesday, 6 October 2026 | 7:09 AM
Eating pizza for dinner is a pleasure, especially combined with a couple of beers.
Taking a poop the day next, is awful.
Monday, 5 October 2026 | 6:08 AM
Finally. A shit worth the name!
Sunday, 4 October 2026 | 11:06 AM
Fuck it! i’m still constipated!!!
Saturday, 3 October 2026 | 2:15 PM
Now, this is some shit I desperately needed
Yesterday I tried Popeyes’ Luisiana Chicken
My gf went in 1hour.
I didn’t even shit. Constipated for the whole night, and morning.
Only now, after lunch. I SHIT
Saturday, 3 October 2026 | 11:13 AM
Grrrr
No shit today
Friday, 2 October 2026 | 7:15 AM
My bowels have entered a new life stage.
Now it hurts even before normal shits.
Wonderful
Thursday, 1 October 2026 | 6:43 AM
It’s been a while since I made some shit this smelly. It’s unbearable.
Pizza for dinner, diarrhoea for the last three days. IBS for my entire life. Stressful days.
Horrible shit
Wednesday, 30 September 2026 | 8:17 AM
Turds fell idly.
Tuesday, 29 September 2026 | 2:49 PM
I’m late for a funeral.
Diarrhoea is blockin me
Tuesday, 29 September 2026 | 7:44 AM
Plenty of poop
I don’t know if my bowels are back to normality
Monday, 28 September 2026 | 1:07 PM
Oh shit! Diarrhoea is back!