IDK, it seems like I’ve discharged everything from my arsehole haha

Finally. Concert finished. TBH a real good gig.

BUT, fuck I needed a shit!

Desperately.

At one point I even tried going to the loo, but it was so busy, my bowels got shameful

Waiting in the queue for the concert of a lifetime and my bowels decide THIS is the moment.
Proper diarrhoea. Vicious.
I legged it behind some bushes, climbed a fence, and made it. Just.
Doors open in 10 minutes. Please, IBS, behave.
Let’s see.

A 3-hour road trip, a flight to catch, a concert, then a bus to catch, and again a flight, everything in less than 24 hours

And off course… lot of sleep to be wasted

Where’s the time for shit?

Shit… I don’t have any!

That’s the last time I can afford a normal poop session. Let’s see.

I look forward getting back to my loo!

Best shit of the week

8/10

Immediate and clean

Wasn’t expecting it.

An unexpected turd.

Here it is

Shit instability the day after pasta.

Good pasta, bad shit.

Not thar early

Yet, no shit

Fair poop. Fair amount. Fair session.

Nailed it

A dear friend of mine got married yesterday.

Weddings are such good moments. I chat, eat, dance, celebrate. Everything’s so good… until it gets two thirty in the morning and I can’t sleep because of my farts’ smell, and my belly aching.

Shit.

Now I need to download some before getting some real sleep.

Great poop session. Not even painful

Constipation strikes again

I devoured en entire cup of hummus for lunch.

My belly exploded in shit

Bad poop

Chocolate snack after my afternoon nap, and I’m ready to go.

Po poo poop!