My workday is finally over, I could freely go to the gym-

…Though wait a minute! I’m about to lose some weight!

T-t-t-tird down the hole!

Nice.

I had to wait at least 25 minutes before something started to shoot out.

Eventually, some cream fell inside the pool.

My work-week could now begin

I noticed I struggle having a shit in no-routine days.

It’s sunday, I woke myself up late, not had any shit. Now nothing seems to get out.

Climbing my weight down. More shit is coming! I am finally freeeeeee!

0.8 kilos of shit in less than 10 hours. Impressive!

Before this shat I was 66.6 kg, There’s clearly something evil in it!

After a long and painful shit, I am not even back to my average weight, half a kilogram of shit. This, though, is still something!

What to say?
Let’s just say I have been feeling quite wrong for days now, constipation, difficulties in farting, What’s up?!?!?!

I feel like there’s a whole cargo shit inside me! C’moooooon let’s get rid of it!

…not without pain though…

According to what I felt inside me yesterday, I shall have loads of shit to expel, piled up for days. Nevertheless, I only pooped some dry tirds, idle pieces of shit. Not satisfying at all.

I am having some issues today. No shit in the morning (even if I sat there for 45 minutes). Loads of farts. A lot is gone already, some are still inside, punching me within.

I’ve just realised I am not eating fruit these days. I noticed from my clogged shit. I mean it is in its way out, I feel it in my inner anus, but it just doesn’t want to get out

Back on the technical stuff.

Since I feel crap hidden inside me, I am trying to stimulate it out using this technique of mine (which I don’t think I invented), it consists of stretching my anus in and out alternately. After a few movements, the bowels shall activate, and burst it all out.

This time is taking longer than usual, I fee it coming, at the same time is getting late, at the same time I can’t start my day with such a burden within my body!