Back to yesterday’s beers, then.

Had a few. Not drunk, mind — just a few.

This morning I felt awful. Slept like rubbish. Two shits before I’d even properly woken up.

And still I had to be at the dentist at nine. Important appointment, apparently.

Got home just now, wanted an early lunch because there’s another appointment in less than an hour. Fork halfway up and my arse called.

Rushed to the loo.

FUUUCK, that was hard!

I mean — the session was hard. The turd was loose. Shapeless, horrible, the lot.

Hard work, soft result. Story of my life.

Just emitted a literal groundbreaking long fart (4.6 seconds) while pushing it hard for a wild poop.

Many people drink beer. Some get tipsy after four. I am one of those. Most of them are perfectly fine the day after, me? I get wrecked.

My stomach hates me for the whole next day, my bowels shoots me with the worst armoury. my head hurts so much.

I didn’t even get drunk. Shit!

My cat woke me up after no more than 4 hours since I came home. Sun is growing, my bowels keep punishing me.

It’s the hell.

Taking poops in summer is more difficult than the rest of the year.

Today I’m lucky. Two easy turds. They’r show-offs! Look how easy they look! Wow!

Constipated for the whole day.

I feel burdened

Thunderbolt shit after a fast food burger.

Problem. Somehow I urged a shit, needed half a hour to get back home, the shit is gone.

WTF! I feel it inside, but it won’t come out! Aaaaaaaaa FUUUUUCK

It’s just horrible. Need to push as much as I can, but I’m sweating ad swearing for the terrible heat.

Shit! It’s too much. Shit. I mean, shit is too much, but it stays inside my bowels.

Had too much beer yesterday. That’s perfect when it’s hot. It freshens up your body! But the day next…. just despicable

Taking a real shit. Finally.

Luckily.

Just way too difficult having a shit today.

Can’t get why tho

A little bit of crap

Countless little turds. Yet, unsatisfying shit session

Must be the heath

Another little shit on the go.

Nice time

Not constipated. Not free either.

I don’t understand.

Pretty unsatisfied.

Ugly poop.

Healthy tummy

The heat is killing me. Couldn’t sleep well.

Or maybe it was because of a huge burger I had for dinner… with fries and beer…

Nope. It was the heat’s fault!

Constipation though, that is caused by my dinner.

Very difficult having a shit on a Sunday morning, after a Beer-drinking gig the night begore, after a poorly-slept 5-hour slumber.

Yet, a little turd got out. Lucky one