Just one hour later… my bowels made me a surprise, more shit.

More shit. More shit. LOADS OF SHIT… But still less than the useless stuff we buy every day

My poop after pizza night is very dry.

I can’t help with it. There’s just no solution

Even if I was constipated, yesterday I felt pretty normal, no problems at all. Fine.

Right now though, seems like my bowels are getting back at everything they were supposed to yesterday!

OUCH!

Unexpected constipation.

I am sad

Another energetic outburst.

I guess my body feels it, I’m eating more veggies these days.

Frankly I don’t understand why I can’t be consistent. I like veggies, especially the way I cook them.. but, oh wait… I don’t have the time to cook most of the time…

A sling-like burst of shit. I destroyed my toilet.

Trust me, it was violent

A serious 7/10 shit.

Nothing to complain, not that excellent either

This whole week I was feeling pretty good.

Until I’ve decided to go to my favourite Chinese Restaurant and to order sweet-and-sour prawns.

I still feel them. Somewhere inside me.

Uh-no. No. Wait. I sense them with more precision now.

Mh. They’re right beneath me. But wait, I remembered them in different colour and shape…

Shit! I think I’m still dreaming… no… this is real.

DiarRhEAL!

Now I understand why my production this morning wasn’t great.

I’ve just deployed a massive loose dung!

Only a few turds. But HUGE

Poop

Just some shit in the morning.

Today it’s taking its time.

But by bit. Tird by tird.

Poop is to be enjoyed!

Shit emitted in one go.

Much shit

Way too drowsy for a Monday morning, but I take a shit nevertheless. Even my shit was idle

Oh dear! Am at a restaurant. I wasn’t expecting this much food.

Wasn’t expecting this amount of shit, neither!

Uuh