Probably is just because I had no poop yesterday, but HERE I AM, BACK AGAIN!
Sunday, 17 January 2021 | 07:09 AM
All right, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever.
So said, I am now pumping and breathing in order to give birth to this little huge baby already 2-days-old.
…and IT’S OUT! Followed by an indefinite number of very little brothers!
Niiiiiiiice! Warm congratulations to me!!
Saturday, 16 January 2021 | 05:19 PM
The days I have no shit feels so weird. I don’t feel myself
Friday, 15 January 2021 | 09:05 AM
I don’t know why exactly, but I woke up at 4 in the morning. The first thing that came into my head is this idea: printing limited editions of sort of greeting cards about shit.
Nice, then I couldn’t fall asleep anymore. Hence I woke up and developed my idea.
Next week I am going to start a Kickstarter campaign. 🙃 A shit related crowdfunding campaign.
Now, talking about that, my arse stung a bit. What did I eat yesterday? 🤔
Thursday, 14 January 2021 | 11:52 AM
My arse has something else to say…
Thursday, 14 January 2021 | 09:24 AM
It’s uncommon for me to write my post sitting comfortably on a chair, but I forgot to write it while extruding my crap. It was ok, normal pebbles.
Thing is, I increasd the struggle. Now, besides a post every shit I do, I am also TikToking.
Wednesday, 13 January 2021 | 09:08 AM
Some morning tirds are conical. They start pointy, they end muuch wider!
Bullets!
Tuesday, 12 January 2021 | 07:20 PM
Third shit in a day, but deluding. A few pebbles
Tuesday, 12 January 2021 | 02:57 PM
Think I’ll have another shit. Yes.
Cool.
All right.
Yeah.
Shit.
Turds.
Yeah.!
Tuesday, 12 January 2021 | 09:44 AM
I know I am talking a lot about that video where I take a shit on the floor, but since I uploaded it online my mindset shifted.
I feel like a performance artist now! Will I ever be recognised by one? Dunno.
In the meanwhile, my arsehole is very busy at the moment. Now that I want to take videos of my turds being flushed down I can’t even wipe myself properly.