Can’r believe it. Still diarrhoea

New attack

Bad

Again and again. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again.

This time’s spicy. My arsehole is a meteor

I don’t understand if it’s too late or just too early.

To be honest, I don’t understand pretty much anything right now. I can’t think clearly.

I am having a bad, bad diarrhoea, after just a few-hour sleep, after many beers, after a very cool dinner at my favourite Chinese restaurant.

I feel…. just bad.

It’s difficult to tell. What I can only say, right now, is that I am surviving. I think, at least.

Yeah, probably the worst has passed.

Hopefully.

My colon wouldn’t say so, not just yet.

I am so sleepy!

My bowels hurt!

Hope to see me there at my next post.

Bye

Woke up urging a shit.

I mean, it was almost getting out as I tried to fart.

Couldn’t fart!!

That damn beer!

Unexpected shit makes me delay my deadlines!

A lot of shit this morning.

Yesterday, I prepared bibimbap. It was very good. Very good

Very spicy stuff coming out of my arse

I don’t know if teasing actually works, but there are days, when I tease my arsehole, moving my shit deployment a little further, only seconds, but by bit.

Just like today. I had breakfast, and I started feeling some sort of movement, I could have gone to the bathroom but, nope, not just yet.

Then I did the dishes, and I started feeling some push. But I didn’t go.

Then I brushed my teeth. And my bowels began to feel in turmoil. This was the time. Yet, I cleaned my cats’ litters.

Time for a poop he? gently asked my bowels

Nope.

Now, I was dancing, trying not to be in the same exact position for more than a fraction of second.

Eventually, I swept the floor. And that was enough. Couldn’t wait any longer.

And I did. As I sat on the toilet, every single huge turd was already out.

Ouch.

So, I don’t know if teasing actually works, shit does! That’s for sure.

Long shit session.

Kept taking turds for a lot of time. Seamlessly.

Since I prepared Chili for dinner, I’ve spent the night farting. Uh, and during breakfast too!

To be honest I stopped only once I could sit on the toilet.

Good crap

Just needed to be patient and wait

Now, this is what I call taking a shit

Too early, too difficult to take a shit

When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for lunch:

A sandwich?

-no

Some Pokebowl?

-nah

Chinese?

-nope

Pizza?

-no?

Mmh… hamburger?

-no

Shall we come back home, eating something?

-we have nothing left in the fridge

….we go to the supermarket then?

-nope

What so you want??

-I don’t know!

Then, exhausted, I had an intuition.. KEBAB?

She nodded.

–

We were starving. Devoured it.

Needed a nap afterwards. Just revived.

Just took a shit.

I feel awful.

Disapponting shit

Pizza for dinner.

Farts for breakfast

And a little turd right after

Mh, more shit. Shapeless shit.

Not good. Not good…