Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM

GM from the toilet.

From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active.

Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story?

Yes of course!

Me and my girlfriend spent the night taking the cat from the bed and putting her back on the ground, on and on for one hundred times. This morning same story, she kept getting up on the bed, but we could’t help but cuddle her a little. Her pads on our face, licking our cheeks. SO CUTE!

After we woke up we found out she left a turd on the bedding. FUCK.

We put the stool in the litter, in order for her to understand where shall she shit!

Thus here I am, taking a crap next to my cat’s.

Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.

How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen?

We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible.

After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closer and closer to the edge, close to a breakout, I finally learned how to notice it in advance. I am now lucid, self-aware.

Am I stressed, I ask myself every day. If so, let’s prepare for a trip. The best way for me to unplug is to go camping, living in the nature, more connected to our inner-selves.

Now, camping, stress-relieved, even my bowels are happier, let’s take a shit in peace!

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default.

I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around.

Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again.

My day can now begin!

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet.

Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t you use it now!?

I’ll end up taking shits elsewhere in the nature…

Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM

As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE?

In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor


Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM

We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution.

I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks)

I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, but I could not, I just need calm around me to have a relaxed and plenty shit. Hence here I write from my toilet, almost done, almost discharged fully.

Otherwise I would have ended up feeling bad today, no time to shit, still plenty of burdenssss

Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM

I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon.

I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole :/

A welcoming monday!

Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts.

I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet.

And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopingly 😯

Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM

Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter!

I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would have exploded at any moment.

I held it as much as I could, but I just had to rush. Arrived in front of my toilet, threw my pants off, and crouched. It happened fast. 1,34seconds for the Record.