Feels like there’s more. Still. Happy and proud for this poop.

Always.

Still alive. Lol.

Still shittin’

Even if I already took a proper shit, I feel like my bowels is hiding some surprise.

A cake maybe. Some black pudding.

Mmmmh

I’ve been feeling bowelsly bad for the whole day.

I can’t poop, but my farts recall some sort of mythological monster.

It’s horrible

Pop pop poo pop. My bowels explodes.

It hurts, but frankly, the sound is hilarious!

It’s such a shame I’m the only one who could hear it!

Lol

A very opulent dinner. Much stuff, champagne, stuff, stuffed.

Shit. Shit shit this morning shit

Oh, BTW. Today’s my 7th anniversary as THE SHY TIRD!!

Happy B day to meeeee

This one has been the longest poop session I had in a veery long time.

Started half a hour ago, and I’m still expelling turds

Meat for dinner, bad slumber and reek shit.

Worst days

Unexpected shit at 4 40 PM

Was stressfully working at my laptop when my bowels knocked.

I answered immediately.

It was a couple of turds!

Worst than JW

Taking a shit sometimes is a real pleasure.

But only when gets out easily like this, doesn’t give me any worries, and it doesn’t hurt.

Lovely

Unstable bowels

Ok then. Back home.

Fair shit. Not enough.

Was in a rush this morning, had no time for a poop.

When early work calls, my bowels tend to get shy!

IDK, it seems like I’ve discharged everything from my arsehole haha

Finally. Concert finished. TBH a real good gig.

BUT, fuck I needed a shit!

Desperately.

At one point I even tried going to the loo, but it was so busy, my bowels got shameful

Waiting in the queue for the concert of a lifetime and my bowels decide THIS is the moment.
Proper diarrhoea. Vicious.
I legged it behind some bushes, climbed a fence, and made it. Just.
Doors open in 10 minutes. Please, IBS, behave.
Let’s see.