last   poops

Friday, 3 June 2026 | 9:10 AM

More and more difficult. Taking a shit is getting weirder and weirder. Got to push harder than ever.

Odd.

Mmh, if I think about it… there was no veggy in yesterday’s sushi…

Wednesday, 1 July 2026 | 8:55 AM

Yesterday I went fishing with a friend.

For dinner we had what we could find.

Two disgusting toasts. They were made probably three weeks ago. They were hard as rock. Simoly disgusting.

I can’t shit this morning.

Sorry bowels… 😦

At least we have a huge fish for dinner!

Tuesday, 30 June 2025 | 8:30 AM

A real need pumped on my bowels.

Yesterday I went out with my girlfriend and we ended up in a very good place, with loads of vegan and vegetarian selection.

My bowels were really pleased. We accompanied our dinner with a fine organic red wine bottle.

Everything was properly nice.

This morning faeces desperately needed to rush out. Everything went out, straight-forwardly. Immediately. Cleanly.

And this is what a 10/10 looks like