Fuck it! I started working at my computer already, but I can’t concentrate!

My bowels are pushing.

Hard to concentrate, soft shit.

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Now that everything’s been deployed, I can go back.

Let’s work hard! And hope nothing softer comes bothering

The back pain is almost gone, but it still gives me trouble pooping.

For a shit after pizza it is pretty decent though!

6.5/10

My back pain is slowly – way too slow – passing, so my bowels are taking back the control of the zone. Slowly. SLOWLYYY

Slowly falls my shit this morning as some pain starts to centre on my arsehole too

This back spasm is taking longer than expected. And it’s causing me more problems than just pain! It’s a pain in the arse! Causing me constipation and stress

Only a little tird this morning!

Finally some shit starts to hang out.

The day is getting slightly better, bit by bit.

Turd by tird

Oh no!! Starting the week with constipation is terrible!

Threw my back out yesterday. Spent the entire day barely functional — couldn’t move without wincing, couldn’t think straight, couldn’t do a bloody thing. Slept like absolute rubbish, obviously. I must have slept 4 hours at max but onky know, after 5 hours awake I’m able to have a go.
Or rather — I’ve got the urge. But lowering myself onto this toilet was a genuine ordeal. Lower back still screaming. The first turd came out without stabbing pain, which I’m counting as a win given the circumstances.
Context considered: 4/10.

Yesterday I was celebrating because of my long no-constipation streak. But this morning taking a shit got hard. I was in between constipation and difficult shit, luckily, in the end it ended up with the second.

Yes, I made it. Shit deployed. But it was scary, you know, the depiction of having all this burden taken with me the whole Saturday was just too much. It’s a good metaphor for life…

In the end everything went marvellously.

Nice.

Another little turd comes out.

Lovely day. White noises on the background, some birds singing, my toilet splashing. It’s poop.

It’s a fair 8/10, today.

AND, I’m on a no-constipation streak! More than one week!

Uh! SOME MORE SHIT!

Utter satisfaction

Un-constipated shit.

Totally the opposite/

On a buffer between soft and loose, mid-way

7/10

Uh… more shit? AT THIS TIME?

Ok…

The environment today is very relaxed, birds singing, the sun is obscured by the clouds, only a little. Everything shall be perfect…

Indeed, my shit was perfect. It came out All at once, almost solid, just soft enough to feel nice, smooth.

All perfect, but my mind is in turmoil. Shame.

I think our brains need an arsehole too, a lot of shit to be taken care of!

A new day begins, with an astounding amount of crap left behind