In Bordeaux for a few days. I haven’t taken any more shit after my diarrhoea at the airport. Now let’s see if there’s anything to produce…

YEAAS! There it is! Not much uh! Just a shy tird!

Let’s see what the rest of the day brings

Uh-uh… some more diarrhoea

Such a nice thing while at the airport, waiting for catching the flight! I won’t get bored!

Lol.

My bowels hurt!

An unexpected shit burst lingers on diarrhoea.

My trip starts perfectly.

Lol.

OUCH!

My bowels don’t hurt much, just a bit.

Roosters in the background singing, telling me to HAVE A SHIIIIIIIT! I hate them waking me up sooner than my alarm.

This time they’re right. I’ve got a flight to catch, and a lot of turds to deploy. Alcohol turds.

Hate constipation.

Not much, just a few turds.

Summer is a shit shortage period

Ok so. It’s tremendously hot these days. We already know. But if you add the fact that I only slept 3 hours, I drank yesterday, and I ate junk food, well. You have the picture.

Or perhaps you could imagine how it is right below my arsehole, sitting on the toilet, just taken a massive shit.

Hottie

Woah, a very bad diarrhoea!

Bad… si it though?

It feels kinda satisfactory

Still very, very, deeply, smelly

Think I have some sort of cut in my bowels. It still hitches, it’s a little painful while turds get out.

Shit. It hits!

Worst heat ever. I am sweating and swearing. Can’t sleep.

At one point my arsehole starts hitching. WTF?!

Why?!

Washed, yet, still, HITCH.

So, I sit on the toilet. Only farts. Many farts. Inoy farts.

Back on sweating.

My head ache.

FUCK. I’m gonna die!!

Fulfilling shit

After a 10-hour slumber, my health is restored. My bowels are back at their job, thanking shits.

Done.

Great.

My vacations are better now

Back home.

First things first. A huge amount of crap.

But I guess there’ll be more to come.

Travels compromise my bowels

A very quick shit before taking the flight back home.

So far, no shit.

On vacation it can only be constipation-diarrhoea-constipation

And so on…