Another little turd on the go

This morning is so silent! Yet, my body is in turmoil. Even if feel drowsier than a polar bear after hibernation, my bowels have never been so awake and productive

Taking a shit the day after Easter.

A real DUMP

Happy Easter! Everything is so calm and good.

My shit smells so nice! I feel all the beer cans I drank yesterday. So nice.

That’s peace!

Rapid shit.

This is what I need ok the weekend

Today, poop got out pretty easily. No philosophical turns.

Some more shit.

I have a meeting in twenty minutes. I’m a little agitated. This kind of anxiety pushes me to take poops and to fart a lot. Luckily it is via webcall.

Hopingly I get this shit done quickly. Shit.

Everything, all the shit, all at once.

OUT

Unusual time for a poop…

But a little turdy turd just got out!

Ooops, some turd got out!

Lucklily I felt it before, and I went to the loo.

Lol.

Btw, the nap after lunch, is always so nice!

It made my body re-balance, and the constipation is gone!

Fully constipated.

And that is not an April’s fool .

It feels so baaaad

Uh!

Surprise surprise

Another shit!

Finally, one day with a normal shit. Not as an amount or the form. Normal as ‘I need a shit’. I go take a shit. i take a shit.

Hit!

NICE!

So, yesterday I was constipated. Utter no shit at all.

Let’s see what my bowels brought today..

MMMH… a huge amount of CRAP!

Wow!

Nice!

It’s displeasing though… it’s painful!

Too much in a short timespan becomes complicated!

Just gone to bed. WAIT A MINUTE! I feeeel it! There it is!

Let’s push

PUSH, PUSH PUUUSH!

Uh!

A tird.

Pretty shy gotta admit!