Waiting in the queue for the concert of a lifetime and my bowels decide THIS is the moment.
Proper diarrhoea. Vicious.
I legged it behind some bushes, climbed a fence, and made it. Just.
Doors open in 10 minutes. Please, IBS, behave.
Let’s see.

A 3-hour road trip, a flight to catch, a concert, then a bus to catch, and again a flight, everything in less than 24 hours

And off course… lot of sleep to be wasted

Where’s the time for shit?

Shit… I don’t have any!

That’s the last time I can afford a normal poop session. Let’s see.

I look forward getting back to my loo!

Best shit of the week

8/10

Immediate and clean

Wasn’t expecting it.

An unexpected turd.

Here it is

Shit instability the day after pasta.

Good pasta, bad shit.

Not thar early

Yet, no shit

Fair poop. Fair amount. Fair session.

Nailed it

A dear friend of mine got married yesterday.

Weddings are such good moments. I chat, eat, dance, celebrate. Everything’s so good… until it gets two thirty in the morning and I can’t sleep because of my farts’ smell, and my belly aching.

Shit.

Now I need to download some before getting some real sleep.

Great poop session. Not even painful

Constipation strikes again

I devoured en entire cup of hummus for lunch.

My belly exploded in shit

Bad poop

Chocolate snack after my afternoon nap, and I’m ready to go.

Po poo poop!

We finally moved out from the old apartment.

Cleaning and tidying up took a little too much though. It’s very late for a Wednesday night…

But it’s never too late for my bowels to be unpleasant.

I was at bed already. All lights off. Finally tuck into bed. Ready to sleep, when I felt my anus itching. weird. I just got a shower.

Nevertheless I went to the bathroom and cleanse it thoroughly.

Back to bad. Still itching.

Fuck.

Back to the bathroom. Ok let’s push!

It worked!

Can’t believe though! The itch is gone, but the amount is frankly disappointing!

Just moved in to the new house.

My arsehole seems to approve the choice.

But it feels like there’s more to come.

More shit, but more constipation too…

Let’s see