Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM

I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job.

Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used to it, I had to improve my writing and creative skills, but here I am, I have been doing this for three years now, and I am very happy and proud of myself.

I gotta admit even my bowels health improved, since I sit on the toilet for about thirty minutes every day, giving it the time it deserves. And I am plenty of time to develop something to write!

This morning I feel energetic, even if I slept poorly, and indeed is my arsehole. Everything went out, and I am now ready to begin my day!

Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM

A fact: I had diarrhoea this morning.

Another fact: I ate some sort of filled pastry with cheese and aubergine, and tomato sauce, and a lot of oil, and a lot of butter. It was delicious.

Are these two facts anyhow related? Probably

So why did I eat the leftovers for lunch?

Yeah, probably it hasn’t been the best idea ever… I am farting and farting and farting and farting. Now my room is likely to be a bomb. Hope nobody comes visiting today…

However, it was delicious, again!

Sunday, 26 March 2023 | 07:56 PM

Unluckily I had no signal today, but I was rock climbing, and I should have written three posts, I fucking had diarrhoea while . Not a news for me, sure, but is always, every single time, so frustrating, and discomfortable. And bad. And wrong.

The worst of the whole was the second one. i literally pushed so hard it squirted almost two meter long. I won’t go deep with details, but please, just prey for me. My life can’t go on like this :/

Saturday, 25 March 2023 | 09:13 AM

Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.

When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.

Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.

I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!

Friday, 24 March 2023 | 08:48 AM

Back home.

I crafted some at my girlfriend’s place, we had breakfast together, then I headed back home. Some good pause is a nice choice. Healty.

Better not to push harder than my body could handle.

I chose to go home by feet, taking the bus would have meant waiting still, farts destroying me from inside, as I couldn’t vent in such a crowded place – they gave death sentences for mass homicide for less the guilt – so I took a walk, and after half an hour I hame sitting on my personal throne. Gooooood.

Good. I feel much better now. The pain is gone. The stink just stays, though :/

Monday, 20 March 2023 | 08:51 AM

There’ve been working noises all the morning long from 8AM for the last two months, but this morning it seems likely they’ve finished.

Everything is so quiet. My eyes almost close, as I was falling back asleep…

But I am on the toilet! And even my morning session is so calm and relaxed. Stuff gets out easily, softly, peacefully….

There’s just one thing I would change: The smell.