I don’t know if teasing actually works, but there are days, when I tease my arsehole, moving my shit deployment a little further, only seconds, but by bit.

Just like today. I had breakfast, and I started feeling some sort of movement, I could have gone to the bathroom but, nope, not just yet.

Then I did the dishes, and I started feeling some push. But I didn’t go.

Then I brushed my teeth. And my bowels began to feel in turmoil. This was the time. Yet, I cleaned my cats’ litters.

Time for a poop he? gently asked my bowels

Nope.

Now, I was dancing, trying not to be in the same exact position for more than a fraction of second.

Eventually, I swept the floor. And that was enough. Couldn’t wait any longer.

And I did. As I sat on the toilet, every single huge turd was already out.

Ouch.

So, I don’t know if teasing actually works, shit does! That’s for sure.

Long shit session.

Kept taking turds for a lot of time. Seamlessly.

Since I prepared Chili for dinner, I’ve spent the night farting. Uh, and during breakfast too!

To be honest I stopped only once I could sit on the toilet.

Good crap

Just needed to be patient and wait

Now, this is what I call taking a shit

Too early, too difficult to take a shit

When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for lunch:

A sandwich?

-no

Some Pokebowl?

-nah

Chinese?

-nope

Pizza?

-no?

Mmh… hamburger?

-no

Shall we come back home, eating something?

-we have nothing left in the fridge

….we go to the supermarket then?

-nope

What so you want??

-I don’t know!

Then, exhausted, I had an intuition.. KEBAB?

She nodded.

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We were starving. Devoured it.

Needed a nap afterwards. Just revived.

Just took a shit.

I feel awful.

Disapponting shit

Pizza for dinner.

Farts for breakfast

And a little turd right after

Mh, more shit. Shapeless shit.

Not good. Not good…

My shit stinks.

Yesterday I tried a new recipe. It’s mid-eastern, it is called Mnazaleh, and is vegan. Just tomato sauce, chickpeas and aubergines.

Nevertheless, was not as light as it may sound.

Eggplants are fried in the oven, and the rest is plenty of spices.

Uh! Btw! I prepared my hummus as an appetizer!

Meny farts to go.

Gotta admit it, I was not expecting any more shit today.

So, unexpectedly, here it is!

Turds, turds, TURDS!

Unexpectedly, I’m not constipated.

Yesterday I ate a very good pasta. No veggies. No fruit. Not much water.

Weird.

Good

Ate too many dried figs.

Shit.

Shit

Looks like goat’s shit

But it felt great!

After frankly too much time, a beautifully done shit