Uh-uh… some more diarrhoea

Such a nice thing while at the airport, waiting for catching the flight! I won’t get bored!

Lol.

My bowels hurt!

An unexpected shit burst lingers on diarrhoea.

My trip starts perfectly.

Lol.

OUCH!

My bowels don’t hurt much, just a bit.

Roosters in the background singing, telling me to HAVE A SHIIIIIIIT! I hate them waking me up sooner than my alarm.

This time they’re right. I’ve got a flight to catch, and a lot of turds to deploy. Alcohol turds.

Hate constipation.

Not much, just a few turds.

Summer is a shit shortage period

Ok so. It’s tremendously hot these days. We already know. But if you add the fact that I only slept 3 hours, I drank yesterday, and I ate junk food, well. You have the picture.

Or perhaps you could imagine how it is right below my arsehole, sitting on the toilet, just taken a massive shit.

Hottie

Woah, a very bad diarrhoea!

Bad… si it though?

It feels kinda satisfactory

Still very, very, deeply, smelly

Think I have some sort of cut in my bowels. It still hitches, it’s a little painful while turds get out.

Shit. It hits!

Worst heat ever. I am sweating and swearing. Can’t sleep.

At one point my arsehole starts hitching. WTF?!

Why?!

Washed, yet, still, HITCH.

So, I sit on the toilet. Only farts. Many farts. Inoy farts.

Back on sweating.

My head ache.

FUCK. I’m gonna die!!

Fulfilling shit

After a 10-hour slumber, my health is restored. My bowels are back at their job, thanking shits.

Done.

Great.

My vacations are better now

Back home.

First things first. A huge amount of crap.

But I guess there’ll be more to come.

Travels compromise my bowels

A very quick shit before taking the flight back home.

So far, no shit.

On vacation it can only be constipation-diarrhoea-constipation

And so on…

My arsehole really hurts.

I mean, my literal anus! Poor anus…

I think I got haemorrhoids. Yesterday, as I told in my previous post, I was starting my pub crawl night, when a strikening diarrhoea attack came in.

It was horrible. My psyche was holding my arsehole strong. My bowels were pushing as hard as possible. In the end diarrhoea copiously won over my brain, and got out in 1 second.

I feel pain since then.

Uh