I’m not sure what triggered it, but I hustled to the bathroom for a brisk loose diarrhoea.
Fuuuuck! Luckily I was home!!
😰
I mean, it’s not even that painful, but it smeeells a looooot!
a new post every time I take a shit
I’m not sure what triggered it, but I hustled to the bathroom for a brisk loose diarrhoea.
Fuuuuck! Luckily I was home!!
😰
I mean, it’s not even that painful, but it smeeells a looooot!
At the beginning I was skeptical about Squatty Potty. At present I can’t go without it.
Even if I was in urge for a shit, I just sat down squatting on my favourite tool.
A seamless turd. Perfection.
I just love it.
Some days it’s just harder than expected.
Both the action and the product.
GM from the toilet.
From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active.
Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story?
Yes of course!
Me and my girlfriend spent the night taking the cat from the bed and putting her back on the ground, on and on for one hundred times. This morning same story, she kept getting up on the bed, but we could’t help but cuddle her a little. Her pads on our face, licking our cheeks. SO CUTE!
After we woke up we found out she left a turd on the bedding. FUCK.
We put the stool in the litter, in order for her to understand where shall she shit!
Thus here I am, taking a crap next to my cat’s.
Just a few days out camping, and my arsehole almost forgot how to take a shit on a proper toilet 😅
…just a little push….
Describe one simple thing you do that brings joy to your life.
Poop
Back in the wild, back in the crouch position, my back on the legs, my arsehole spread out, some shit on the ground.
Late cappuccino effect
How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen?
We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible.
After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closer and closer to the edge, close to a breakout, I finally learned how to notice it in advance. I am now lucid, self-aware.
Am I stressed, I ask myself every day. If so, let’s prepare for a trip. The best way for me to unplug is to go camping, living in the nature, more connected to our inner-selves.
Now, camping, stress-relieved, even my bowels are happier, let’s take a shit in peace!
Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default.
I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around.
Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again.
My day can now begin!
As expected, I am now in the wild, about to climb some routes in the middle of the forest… and some shit has to get out. Here it goes.
You’re free.
*soft deployment sound on the floor*
Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet.
Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t you use it now!?
I’ll end up taking shits elsewhere in the nature…
Just a few unrecognisable pieces of shit.
Still great! I am still a human being working fine!
As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE?
In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor
Neat.
Do you practice religion?
Sure! My, myself is the sole God I believe into, the entire reality as I experience it, comes through my senses, hence through my mind.
We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution.
I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks)
I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, but I could not, I just need calm around me to have a relaxed and plenty shit. Hence here I write from my toilet, almost done, almost discharged fully.
Otherwise I would have ended up feeling bad today, no time to shit, still plenty of burdenssss
Do you remember life before the internet?
Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits.
Those times are gone! Culture is gone!
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon.
I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole
A welcoming monday!
Fast discharge. Right as my cheeks touched the white throne
Just a normal ordinary shit.
How can I say so? No pain, no reeky smell, no weird colours, no rush.
Just regular stuff
Just got home after a long day, end of a very long week, with a very long history of tiredness, now I can deploy what I’ve been waiting for the whole day: the long turd.
Peace
No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day,
My boss is out for lunch.
Hurry! TO THE LOO!!
Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole.
Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets out…
I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit.
I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 😦
Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen.
Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!
No time for breakfast.
Straight to the toilet.
I am much drowsy though…
My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts.
I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet.
And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopingly 😯
What is the legacy you want to leave behind?
Once I become THE shitfluencer, The One everybody refers to when telling all about shit stories, pooping methods, tools used to help with, I will be power.
My legacy will be thus power. the shit poweer!
How do you feel about cold weather?
Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me
Harsh life…
Am I the only one?
Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter!
I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would have exploded at any moment.
I held it as much as I could, but I just had to rush. Arrived in front of my toilet, threw my pants off, and crouched. It happened fast. 1,34seconds for the Record.
Back home, my arse recognise it immediately.
I filled the tank
After that huge sushi lunch, is time to drop the real stuff. A spliff woke up my bowels
A toiletful of shit.