Another constipated day.

So nice!

Oh wait! A little turd heads out!

So, yesterday diarrhoea.

Today, constipation.

Here comes some more crap!

Still diarrhoea

…and again…

More shit. More cream. More stink.

There was more.

Super creamy crap!

Feel dramatically drowsy. My bowels kept me awake all night. It felt like it was full, yet nothing was moving at all.

Now, I see something coming out, but it can’t be that! There must be something else hidden somewhere!

It’s very stinky btw…

Some shir after lunch.

Juicy

In these last few days, I’m waking up late.

Perhaps too late, taken that I start back working since tomorrow. But I don’t care.

This blog is my real job. I don’t have a wage, but uses loads of my energies.

Push and push. This late morning’s shit is fresh and soft. And I immediately feel empty :’c

Hello world!

A real soft shit. Was really waiting for it. It’s been so long since.

My arsehole is happy

Woah. Even a second shit session!

Even more prolific than the previews one!

After a very long time I finally slept veeery good.

A 10-hour slumber. My body fully recharged

Skipped breakfast for having lunch. Now I take a shit.

Yeah

Finally, an acceptable turd

Let’s go to sleep now!

I’m on vacation with my friends. I aligned myself with their schedule. My routine is fucked. They oversleep, eat at least double the amount I do, get to sleep at 5 AM. My bowels is the one cross with them. Constipated, scared, scarred.

But at least, this morning, I see some pebbles!

Stone turds!

Late morning turd. A very sharp one.

Oh shit! Blood!

It burns

Shit!

Hello from the morning loo. The night has been a black hole. My brain’s exploding. My bowels are ready.

Now, that’s what I call a complete shit session!