Seems just impossible to take a shit this morning.

Nothing good is coming

Utter constipation

I hate it when I’ve just started working and my bowels begin to SHOUT.

I mean… FART OUT LOUD.

I jumped on the toilet as fast as I could.

This is very rich.

Give your own interpretation to this quality.

I can just say I feel unburdened.

At first I was constipated.

Uh. Like yesterday…

mmh.

I felt bad.

Then some miraculous fart came from the deep inside. It widened up the gate, generating an energy so big, I expelled the whole lot of shit still idling inside me.

Whoa. What a Sci-fi movie. Nice!

Constipation

I think I hit a record. The heavier discharge in the least amount of time.

2kilos of poop in 1.2 seconds.

Uh!

Full satisfactory shit. Oh yeah. GREAT poop this morning! yess!

I feel so gooood!

Even the amount is shocking appalling!

Woah! Nice Sunday ahead!

The weekend’s are constipated days, pretty often.

Way too often.

C’MON!

It’s an unusual time for having a shit.

For me at least.

Oh well..

Still a goos moment.

I made it! I fell back asleep! My bowels gave me a truce, but as I woke up again, I was only able to have breakfast. Nothing else.

Because I was rocketed to the bathroom, my arsehole was trembling like a poor lamb, ready to be slaughtered.

And here I am now, sitting on my toilet, extruding nuclear bombs.

When a friend who lives abroad says ‘pizza tonight?’ you can’t say but YES. It was his birthday too, you know!

I could have certainly taken different decisions though… ordering the spiciest pizza on the menu was definitely not the smartest choice I could make…

Yet, I’m awake already, yet on the toilet. My arsehole is exploding.

Oh wow! A little turd looks out then splashes.

Let’s have a nap!

Strangely, no shit this morning…

Probably I made too much yesterday

Hey look! A huge turd out of my arse!

Unusual timing.

Apparently my inner me is not all right

My guts let me go back to sleep after the discharge.

Now, it’s pretty late, but my arsehole still have something to say… and to give…