After a while, it seems that my bowels awakened.

Two huge turds

I gained health points

No shit yesterday.

No shit today.

I feel bad.

Yesterday I went fishing with a friend.

For dinner we had what we could find.

Two disgusting toasts. They were made probably three weeks ago. They were hard as rock. Simoly disgusting.

I can’t shit this morning.

Sorry bowels…

At least we have a huge fish for dinner!

Another go from my bowels. It was shapeless

A real need pumped on my bowels.

Yesterday I went out with my girlfriend and we ended up in a very good place, with loads of vegan and vegetarian selection.

My bowels were really pleased. We accompanied our dinner with a fine organic red wine bottle.

Everything was properly nice.

This morning faeces desperately needed to rush out. Everything went out, straight-forwardly. Immediately. Cleanly.

And this is what a 10/10 looks like

Pushed hard. Finally shit. Still unhealthy. Need mor fibre

My bowels isn’t happy these days.

A few dried turd

Constipated sunday

WHY!?!?!

Uhm, flashy turds

Great moment of poop!

Fuck off, constipation!

Constipation again?

I’m cross. My bowels too.

Well… let’s be waiting for stuff to happen, for stuff to get out from my arsehole

If life’s shit. Does that mean shit is life?

Well…. if you think about it…

From shit roots grow, flower, plants, trees, fungi… that’s life!

Wow!

I’ve just dumped life!

Lol

Another little shit

I’ve spent the night awake. I keep feeling air inside my bowels, and I can’t expel it.

I don’t understand what’s happening to me.

Shit was normal. I still see that in the toilet. It eats healthy.

Why am I still feeling bloated though?

Shit!