It’s the weekend, and I’ve just achieved some shit.

Crap.

Even a little dense

Oh crap, some crap oit. Crap!

Worst time of the day for a shit. I’d prefer being asleep.

Best time of the day for a shit. Complete silence around me. Complete darkness.

I feel dreamy. My shit is creamy

In the end, some shit came out

Today crap doesn’t want to move. The golden days are over. Constipation is back.

These days I was feeling quite deflated. My bowels have had the best week of their life…

…then I decided to have pasta for dinner.

My bowels hurt this morning.

I’ve just took a shit, and I feel better… but you know what?

My bowels have swollen!

Uh! MORE CRAP!

wonderful surprise.

Both my cats staring at me. Worried?

I’ve never felt finer!

I’m not getting why, haven’t took the habit of eating more fruit or more veggies, but my shit got healthier.

But how cares about the reason. It’s way too good! Let’s just enjoy this SHITTY moment!

Very rapid shit

Went to the beach for the whole day.

Wonderful…

At least until 6PM, when I started feeling crap piling inside me.

Luckily I hadn’t have to wait too long for deploying it.

Just sent it.

Live from the toilet.

YUCK!

It’s a 7/10 session

I love these kind of Saturday’s woke up late, 9-hour slumber. All recharged…

Usually my bowels don’t like this, but today they gifted me with immediate shit, just as I touched my toilet. Wonderful!

All clean, no pains.

That’s life!

A splendid weekend begins!

Some little shit deployed at a very random time of the day

From diarrhoea to constipation, back to liquid poop.

I’m not in touch with my bowels at all these days.

I have no clue. Whatsoever.

At least… it gets out!

Only a few turds, but I feel fine.

Constipated days are gone, I’ve been not drinking alcohol for one week and my bowels are so thankful! It looks like we’re bonding back together!