Some shir after lunch.

Juicy

In these last few days, I’m waking up late.

Perhaps too late, taken that I start back working since tomorrow. But I don’t care.

This blog is my real job. I don’t have a wage, but uses loads of my energies.

Push and push. This late morning’s shit is fresh and soft. And I immediately feel empty :’c

Hello world!

A real soft shit. Was really waiting for it. It’s been so long since.

My arsehole is happy

Woah. Even a second shit session!

Even more prolific than the previews one!

After a very long time I finally slept veeery good.

A 10-hour slumber. My body fully recharged

Skipped breakfast for having lunch. Now I take a shit.

Yeah

Finally, an acceptable turd

Let’s go to sleep now!

I’m on vacation with my friends. I aligned myself with their schedule. My routine is fucked. They oversleep, eat at least double the amount I do, get to sleep at 5 AM. My bowels is the one cross with them. Constipated, scared, scarred.

But at least, this morning, I see some pebbles!

Stone turds!

Late morning turd. A very sharp one.

Oh shit! Blood!

It burns

Shit!

Hello from the morning loo. The night has been a black hole. My brain’s exploding. My bowels are ready.

Now, that’s what I call a complete shit session!

Pizza still burning in my stomach. Can’t sleep, I’m sweating.

The only thing left is to go stimulate my bowels sitting on the toilet. That’s where I’ve been for the last 40 minutes.

Only a few very ugly turds left behind. I still feel bad. Restless.

Let’s go back to sleep. Let’s try

Mmm, I slept broadly well. I ate a fresh peach for breakfast. I feel active and energetic.

How comes no shit gets out? :((((

Now, at a restaurant. Finally air conditioning. Relax.

Here it goes. My bowels call.

Too little shit for having none yesterday.

Crazy bowels

it’s not even constipation. No stimula. Nothing

Still in the hotel room. Getting out earlier sounded a better idea, since it’s our last day here, right?

Yes, but we haven’t considered how badly our bowels could hurt.

Ouch.

More shit.

Less and less solid