Hey look! A huge turd out of my arse!

Unusual timing.

Apparently my inner me is not all right

My guts let me go back to sleep after the discharge.

Now, it’s pretty late, but my arsehole still have something to say… and to give…

I’ve been sleeping poorly for days, and I don’t think I can say it’s just because I’m stressed.

Unhealthy food, alcohol, that’s the main reason, I think. Mh. They are my response to being stressed in the end, if I think about it…

But anyways…..

I’m in the middle of the night, and I’m taking a shit! A huge painful shit!

My girlfriend prepared rou jia mo, some kind of a Chinese burger. It was just delicious. Speechless. Unique. Probably the best Chinese recipe I’ve ever eaten. I could have eaten just one of them, or maybe two… there was no reason for me to eat four of them. I could have saved them for the day after.

Nope. Too late. Everything combined with a bottle of wine. And it was just Monday.

As I said, I could have done it differently, but I did it regardless.

And I guess I deserved this.

Downloading rubbles from the weekend.

Took me a while

It’s been a long time since I had explosive bad diarrhoea … but I guess everything comes back around, eventually. Everything.

Today I went out with my parents for lunch, at my mom’s favourite Chinese restaurant. Good. Fried. Unhealthy. Awesome.

Then when my girlfriend came home from work, she was exhausted, she needed some comfort food. Guess what?

‘Let’s go to the Chinese restaurant!’

Fine, I won’t eat much. Indeed…. I felt something odd while parking my car. My bowels, they felt it. Danger was coming…

Well, after twenty minutes our food is here, or shall I say THERE. i’m here in the toilet. Yeah.

Yeah.

I guess that’s a proper end for my shitty week!

Few turds, but this is a 6/10 shit.

Not best.

Uh-ha! That’s SHIT!

This makes sense!

Yeah! True shit.

Real shit!

A mess

Yesterday I went out with a friend, we were supposed to have a drink and then eat some Indian food.

We ended up having two beers each and some chips. After that we skipped the Indian restaurant, we preferred to share a bottle of wine. That was our dinner.

Now, it’s the weekend, and I needed some proper sleep, but I guess my body didn’t like the diet, waking myself up after a short 4-hour slumber, forcing me to the loo.

I didn’t even make a proper shit! Only a few little turds! This is utter disappointment.

I love it when poop just gets out so easily.

I shall just eat more fruit…

Yesterday it was the last of four wine-lessons.

This time wasn’t mor alcoholic than the last one, but I was feeling bad during the night, my bowels were standing still, lingering. Bloating.

This morning I almost couldn’t wake up. I feel wrecked.

I’m now taking a shit, but it’s not even that bad.

I guess I’m just ill… shit.

Meanwhile, shit gets out, careless of how I feel

Taking shit the day after pizza is not obvious.

Yesterday I went visiting my granddad, it was his pizza day, so we ordered pizza. After pizza I usually don’t eat anything else, but he insisted to eat some fruit he had brought to the table.

My girlfriend said ‘I don’t want any’, and he replied ‘Fruit is not something one’s want, it is something you eat for duty’.

Seems wise. He’s 92, so I’d better listen to his advices.

I ate a tangerine, and this morning my shit seems healty…

Well, thanks grandpa!

After a long streak eating meat and feeling my bowels weak, yesterday I only ate veggies.

This morning my bowels feel very energetic.

And me too!

Nice shat. 8/10. A little yucky though…

Guess what?

I had breakfast, it took me 5 minutes, because I urged to the toilet almost while finishing last slurp of milk.

Mill uh? This shit reminds me of it. Not the colour though….

Oh hi! Another piece of shit gets out of my arsehole!

What a tird!

Very early uh?

Yeah, the idea of having a beer and a huge Mexican Chili panini fried chicken beans spicy dinner wasn’t great on a Sunday evening…

Was it?

Fuuuck, my arsehole burns!

Hope I can go back to sleep afterwards