When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for lunch:

A sandwich?

-no

Some Pokebowl?

-nah

Chinese?

-nope

Pizza?

-no?

Mmh… hamburger?

-no

Shall we come back home, eating something?

-we have nothing left in the fridge

….we go to the supermarket then?

-nope

What so you want??

-I don’t know!

Then, exhausted, I had an intuition.. KEBAB?

She nodded.

–

We were starving. Devoured it.

Needed a nap afterwards. Just revived.

Just took a shit.

I feel awful.

Disapponting shit

Pizza for dinner.

Farts for breakfast

And a little turd right after

Mh, more shit. Shapeless shit.

Not good. Not good…

My shit stinks.

Yesterday I tried a new recipe. It’s mid-eastern, it is called Mnazaleh, and is vegan. Just tomato sauce, chickpeas and aubergines.

Nevertheless, was not as light as it may sound.

Eggplants are fried in the oven, and the rest is plenty of spices.

Uh! Btw! I prepared my hummus as an appetizer!

Meny farts to go.

Gotta admit it, I was not expecting any more shit today.

So, unexpectedly, here it is!

Turds, turds, TURDS!

Unexpectedly, I’m not constipated.

Yesterday I ate a very good pasta. No veggies. No fruit. Not much water.

Weird.

Good

Ate too many dried figs.

Shit.

Shit

Looks like goat’s shit

But it felt great!

After frankly too much time, a beautifully done shit

Finally! A proper shit after days!!

There must be more to come

Only a turd. Not huge.

Yet, there are more here inside. Must be patient

Some shit

Back in constipation.

Grrrr

A lil zoot, and here I am, sitting on the toilet.

Doing some shit.

A proper shit

A real shit