Now, this is some shit I desperately needed

Yesterday I tried Popeyes’ Luisiana Chicken

My gf went in 1hour.

I didn’t even shit. Constipated for the whole night, and morning.

Only now, after lunch. I SHIT

Grrrr

No shit today

My bowels have entered a new life stage.

Now it hurts even before normal shits.

Wonderful

It’s been a while since I made some shit this smelly. It’s unbearable.

Pizza for dinner, diarrhoea for the last three days. IBS for my entire life. Stressful days.

Horrible shit

Turds fell idly.

I’m late for a funeral.

Diarrhoea is blockin me

Plenty of poop

I don’t know if my bowels are back to normality

Oh shit! Diarrhoea is back!

After a day of diarrhoea, it is just impossible to take a shit

Can’r believe it. Still diarrhoea

New attack

Bad

Again and again. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again. Again and again.

This time’s spicy. My arsehole is a meteor

I don’t understand if it’s too late or just too early.

To be honest, I don’t understand pretty much anything right now. I can’t think clearly.

I am having a bad, bad diarrhoea, after just a few-hour sleep, after many beers, after a very cool dinner at my favourite Chinese restaurant.

I feel…. just bad.

It’s difficult to tell. What I can only say, right now, is that I am surviving. I think, at least.

Yeah, probably the worst has passed.

Hopefully.

My colon wouldn’t say so, not just yet.

I am so sleepy!

My bowels hurt!

Hope to see me there at my next post.

Bye

Woke up urging a shit.

I mean, it was almost getting out as I tried to fart.

Couldn’t fart!!

That damn beer!

Unexpected shit makes me delay my deadlines!

A lot of shit this morning.

Yesterday, I prepared bibimbap. It was very good. Very good

Very spicy stuff coming out of my arse