Standing in (virtual) line for buying The Strokes Live tickets. Must keep my eyes peeled to the screen.

BUT. I NEED A SHIT.

No prob, I’m going to the loo with my laptop.

Let’s hope for the best.

In the meanwhile… my shit is desperately BIG

Only constipation

Shit on the go.

In the last few weeks I’ve been seriously busy. Luckily I always find the time to take a real poop. Otherwise I’d be dead. Exploded- probably.

Unfortunately, my mind is anywhere else, and I’m not producing any interesting thought while pooping, but…

…I’ve got something in the pipeline.

OUT very sooooon

Just a fast shit and I’ll get my morning started

Even if yesterday, during my Gin&Tonic night I felt like I was about to poop in some random spot, I didn’t. I only needed some farts. This morning I expected much more shit, in a much worse shape, but instead, I’m even a little constipated…

So shameful

Farting all around

Am out with a friend. At the second Gin&Tonic.

I hope it doesn’t turn into REAL MATTER

A lazy shit on a lazy saturday morning

At first very difficult, hitchy, and a little painful. Constipation.

But then I assume what’s left of that hamburger I hate yesterday, got out

HUGE outburst.

Can’t move. Can’t think. It’s just NIRVANA

Woah, I believe it was the fastest shit I’ve ever deployed. This has to be a 10/10!

Another little turd on the go

This morning is so silent! Yet, my body is in turmoil. Even if feel drowsier than a polar bear after hibernation, my bowels have never been so awake and productive

Taking a shit the day after Easter.

A real DUMP

Happy Easter! Everything is so calm and good.

My shit smells so nice! I feel all the beer cans I drank yesterday. So nice.

That’s peace!

Rapid shit.

This is what I need ok the weekend