After two days of diarrhoea, my bowels needs a stop.

Justified constipation, today

I couldn’t be more wrong…

Diarrhoea hasn’t finished yet…

I feel some more solid matter though!

That’s progress!

I don’t think I’m going to take any kind of shit today. Yesterday’s diarrhoea emptied me completely. Not just from shit, it deprived me from my soul.

Hopingly I’m going to feel better later today

Am peeing from my arsehole. It’s been five hours at least. I also vomited one hour ago. At first it felt better, for some minutes… then it reprised.

No more vomit, but a lot of shit.

Shit… I’m not sure I can define this yucky liquid SHIT

I’m very tired, but I can’t sleep.

It’s horrible. I need rest. I need this to end.

Pleease

Been roaming on a diarrhoea journey for two hours at least. And it’s just getting worse.

It’s raining shit

Unexpected fucked-up shit.

Shot in .1 seconds.

Shit today happened to get out very quickly

Finally SHIIIIT!

A lot, and very very veeery smelly.

Finally. It was literally burdening

Sunday is the most difficult day for shit.

It just doesn’t work

Being awake just because of my bowels.

Yesterday, I’ve been out the whole day for a work event. Frankly I ended up eating way too much and drinking way too much than expected.

I didn’t even get back home too late!

I woke up at 4AM for emitting the longest fart I ever recorded. 5seconds. I counted!

From that moment on, I couldn’t fall back asleep. My bowels were in turmoil. After one hour tossing and turning in bed, I went to the loo, and after a few anus-push-and-pulls, some stinky loose shit got out.

All of the conditions I mentioned above are still true. Can’t fall back asleep, my bowels are in turmoil and it hurts, shit stinks.

Happy Saturday!

Pushed hard, and the result had been a mountain of crap.

Still in develoment!

After a short hour slumber, I head back to the loo.

I’m taking another shit.

Shit started early today.

TBH, I woke up at around 3:30 PM. I believe my bowels have something to so about it, but nevertheless, only now they’ve decided to act.

My girlfriend prepared her BBQ Ribs. DELICIOUS, but they come with a huge BUT.

A large BUT in the BUTT!

Not a glorious shit today. Just a manly one

What about it? Poop is just wonderful. I would be nothing without.

Today, 7/10