Even if yesterday, during my Gin&Tonic night I felt like I was about to poop in some random spot, I didn’t. I only needed some farts. This morning I expected much more shit, in a much worse shape, but instead, I’m even a little constipated…

So shameful

Farting all around

Am out with a friend. At the second Gin&Tonic.

I hope it doesn’t turn into REAL MATTER

A lazy shit on a lazy saturday morning

At first very difficult, hitchy, and a little painful. Constipation.

But then I assume what’s left of that hamburger I hate yesterday, got out

HUGE outburst.

Can’t move. Can’t think. It’s just NIRVANA

Woah, I believe it was the fastest shit I’ve ever deployed. This has to be a 10/10!

Another little turd on the go

This morning is so silent! Yet, my body is in turmoil. Even if feel drowsier than a polar bear after hibernation, my bowels have never been so awake and productive

Taking a shit the day after Easter.

A real DUMP

Happy Easter! Everything is so calm and good.

My shit smells so nice! I feel all the beer cans I drank yesterday. So nice.

That’s peace!

Rapid shit.

This is what I need ok the weekend

Today, poop got out pretty easily. No philosophical turns.

Some more shit.

I have a meeting in twenty minutes. I’m a little agitated. This kind of anxiety pushes me to take poops and to fart a lot. Luckily it is via webcall.

Hopingly I get this shit done quickly. Shit.

Everything, all the shit, all at once.

OUT

Unusual time for a poop…

But a little turdy turd just got out!