When I decided to eat that leftover Chinese chicken I was conscious to be taking a bad decision.

It’s been in the fridge for the whole week, I knew something could have gone off.

Shit.

Yeah, shit. That’s what I’m doing now

Normal, can I say that?

A normal shit?

What’s normal though?

It’s sticky, that’s for sure!

Not entirely satisfied by my morning shit

Worst night in a very long time.

Yesterday I ate german food.

Good, greasy, beeeer.

The result is the un-exploded bomb Nazi left in the fields.

Today it exploded!

How great! Starting the day with a whole fulfilling shit!

Yesterday I had a BBQ with my mate, double hamburger for lunch, beers and wine. For dinner, I went to a pub. Another hamburger.

This was just a premise. Now my bowels is trying to craft some kind of patty, but they made it triple!

How odd!

The weekend begins well.

My arsehole extruded all the shit within in one go.

Nice

Whatever poop I didn’t lay this morning, now has flushed away

Veggies are missing.

My shit is hard as shit.

Lol

It’s time for a poop session.

Every morning, every push, every turd matters.

A great matter.

A brown matter.

Constipated at first, then, a fart unlocked everything.

Once unclogged, a rush of shit hit the WC. Lol

Homemade Bibimbap for dinner.

Purgatory in the morning, as a sinner.

My bowels experienced Hell, though. Spiciness turned into flames

Just a few turds

Four ugly turds.

I am very disappointed.

Apparently there was more shit to come