Some shit

Back in constipation.

Grrrr

A lil zoot, and here I am, sitting on the toilet.

Doing some shit.

A proper shit

A real shit

Unexpected turd

Another day of normal shit.

I am worried.

Lol.

Meanwhile, very smelly farts

Normal shit.

The problem here is that normality happens rarely.

Been feeling more shit for the whole morning.

Now. DONE

Why instead of getting better is it going just worst?

Constipation is every year worst.

Luckily this morning I had some shit. Just a few though.

Let’s try to make some more, c’mon bowels we could do it!!

After everything happened yesterday, My bowels couldn’t produce much.

But at least I feel better now

Again and again and again and again.

Damn that beer!

My arsehole is rotting away from all this shitting.

Another round of diarrhoea.

Meanwhile the sun’s climbing up the sky and I still haven’t slept.

Not exactly a mystery, is it — this horrible headache, and my guts so full and so irritated.

Stag do for a mate. I’ve spent the whole day drinking beer.

Would’ve been manageable if I hadn’t been up since 5AM on four hours’ sleep. Now I’ve got a splitting headache and I just can’t sleep.

Hang on — there’s something else keeping me awake…

I keep farting. Warmly.

So here I am, out of bed, sat in our AirBnB’s loo. My friends are sleeping like babies right behind this door and it hurts like hell!

Started solid. Went soft. Now it’s just sludge.

And it HURTS. Ouch!

It was way too early this morning. Never took a shit.

Now my bowels is bloating.

The whole day hoping to shit again.

NO MOVEMENTS.

I also tried to eat some dried figs.

NO MOVEMENTS

Oh wait a minute… let me check….

Uh Oh! Some tuuuuuurds!

They look like the same figs I ate a few minutes ago.

Very disappointing

Difficult to put it into words, but basically I feel a lot more shit inside me than what I’ve just produced. My bowels are lazy, and I wish I slept more.

After all it was all about patience. It could be told precisely. Apart from that difficult smell