Uh-ha! That’s SHIT!

This makes sense!

Yeah! True shit.

Real shit!

A mess

Yesterday I went out with a friend, we were supposed to have a drink and then eat some Indian food.

We ended up having two beers each and some chips. After that we skipped the Indian restaurant, we preferred to share a bottle of wine. That was our dinner.

Now, it’s the weekend, and I needed some proper sleep, but I guess my body didn’t like the diet, waking myself up after a short 4-hour slumber, forcing me to the loo.

I didn’t even make a proper shit! Only a few little turds! This is utter disappointment.

I love it when poop just gets out so easily.

I shall just eat more fruit…

Yesterday it was the last of four wine-lessons.

This time wasn’t mor alcoholic than the last one, but I was feeling bad during the night, my bowels were standing still, lingering. Bloating.

This morning I almost couldn’t wake up. I feel wrecked.

I’m now taking a shit, but it’s not even that bad.

I guess I’m just ill… shit.

Meanwhile, shit gets out, careless of how I feel

Taking shit the day after pizza is not obvious.

Yesterday I went visiting my granddad, it was his pizza day, so we ordered pizza. After pizza I usually don’t eat anything else, but he insisted to eat some fruit he had brought to the table.

My girlfriend said ‘I don’t want any’, and he replied ‘Fruit is not something one’s want, it is something you eat for duty’.

Seems wise. He’s 92, so I’d better listen to his advices.

I ate a tangerine, and this morning my shit seems healty…

Well, thanks grandpa!

After a long streak eating meat and feeling my bowels weak, yesterday I only ate veggies.

This morning my bowels feel very energetic.

And me too!

Nice shat. 8/10. A little yucky though…

Guess what?

I had breakfast, it took me 5 minutes, because I urged to the toilet almost while finishing last slurp of milk.

Mill uh? This shit reminds me of it. Not the colour though….

Oh hi! Another piece of shit gets out of my arsehole!

What a tird!

Very early uh?

Yeah, the idea of having a beer and a huge Mexican Chili panini fried chicken beans spicy dinner wasn’t great on a Sunday evening…

Was it?

Fuuuck, my arsehole burns!

Hope I can go back to sleep afterwards

Huge turd day!

Let’s celebrate!!

Normal shit.

I mean. Can’t find any other adjective better than normal for this shit.

Constipated morning.

The day is compromised

Oops. My arsehole did it again!

Freaking loose shit!

I’m compromised.

It all started on Tuesday, when my girlfriend decided to prepare doughnuts. They were wonderfully prepared, but you know, that’s fried food… not the healthier prep for by bowels.

Anyways, I’ve been eating loads of them on Tuesday, and kept such rhythm yesterday too.

In addition to that burden, I went to a friend of mine for lunch, he prepared two hamburgers each, which is more or less four times the amount of calories I normally eat for lunch.

But – hold your horses – for dinner we went to our third wine lessons, where we had four wines and a few selected cured meats and cheeses.

The result was going to bed exhausted, with a giant bloated belly, and way tipsier than I had planned.

…and here I am, got up early, my bowels was my alarm clock, sitting on my toilet, spreading plague. Feeling wrecked.

The fastest shit in months.

It looks like my bowels is taking momentum. I’ve been feeling quite good lately, and I guess my guts feel it too.

Life improvements equals healthy shit.

Which is loose… of course