Unusual time for a poop…

But a little turdy turd just got out!

Ooops, some turd got out!

Lucklily I felt it before, and I went to the loo.

Lol.

Btw, the nap after lunch, is always so nice!

It made my body re-balance, and the constipation is gone!

Fully constipated.

And that is not an April’s fool .

It feels so baaaad

Uh!

Surprise surprise

Another shit!

Finally, one day with a normal shit. Not as an amount or the form. Normal as ‘I need a shit’. I go take a shit. i take a shit.

Hit!

NICE!

So, yesterday I was constipated. Utter no shit at all.

Let’s see what my bowels brought today..

MMMH… a huge amount of CRAP!

Wow!

Nice!

It’s displeasing though… it’s painful!

Too much in a short timespan becomes complicated!

Just gone to bed. WAIT A MINUTE! I feeeel it! There it is!

Let’s push

PUSH, PUSH PUUUSH!

Uh!

A tird.

Pretty shy gotta admit!

I’m scared, because I’m constipated, but I ate a lot for dinner, I even slept poorly because of that.

Surely I’m going to explode later on…

Just one hour later… my bowels made me a surprise, more shit.

More shit. More shit. LOADS OF SHIT… But still less than the useless stuff we buy every day

My poop after pizza night is very dry.

I can’t help with it. There’s just no solution

Even if I was constipated, yesterday I felt pretty normal, no problems at all. Fine.

Right now though, seems like my bowels are getting back at everything they were supposed to yesterday!

OUCH!

Unexpected constipation.

I am sad

Another energetic outburst.

I guess my body feels it, I’m eating more veggies these days.

Frankly I don’t understand why I can’t be consistent. I like veggies, especially the way I cook them.. but, oh wait… I don’t have the time to cook most of the time…

A sling-like burst of shit. I destroyed my toilet.

Trust me, it was violent

A serious 7/10 shit.

Nothing to complain, not that excellent either