Not a very pleasant shit. You know, I went out with my friend F. Every time I go out with F we end up drinking at least two bottles of wine.

Indeed, it is what happened. Plus a long drink at the end.

The result is right what you’d expect, A PILE OF CRAP

Random poop

A very rapid shit

Not an habit for me…

Is it because I’m not working today and I’m less stressed??

……

Could be

Satisfied with my poop.

Fair

Gotta admit, I wasn’t expecting any shit today. Yesterday I kind of emptied all of the remains.

Nevertheless, unexpectedly, some real poop.

I guess I must say a 9/10!

Just got home. I was feeling very bloated after lunch. Had a couple of hamburgers, with lot of grilled cheese on top. But, you know, hamburgers make me sick.

Indeed.

Shit is even worse than expected

Old-school poop at my friend’s land.

He’s trying to make a very nice place out of nowhere, and TBH he’s making a great job. But it still misses the loo.

Shit has to be taken digging a hole in a spot hidden by the bushes, then taking a poop inside it. Cover it at the end.

Today I have diarrhoea.

Lol

Feels like there’s more. Still. Happy and proud for this poop.

Always.

Still alive. Lol.

Still shittin’

Even if I already took a proper shit, I feel like my bowels is hiding some surprise.

A cake maybe. Some black pudding.

Mmmmh

I’ve been feeling bowelsly bad for the whole day.

I can’t poop, but my farts recall some sort of mythological monster.

It’s horrible

Pop pop poo pop. My bowels explodes.

It hurts, but frankly, the sound is hilarious!

It’s such a shame I’m the only one who could hear it!

Lol

A very opulent dinner. Much stuff, champagne, stuff, stuffed.

Shit. Shit shit this morning shit

Oh, BTW. Today’s my 7th anniversary as THE SHY TIRD!!

Happy B day to meeeee

This one has been the longest poop session I had in a veery long time.

Started half a hour ago, and I’m still expelling turds

Meat for dinner, bad slumber and reek shit.

Worst days

Unexpected shit at 4 40 PM

Was stressfully working at my laptop when my bowels knocked.

I answered immediately.

It was a couple of turds!

Worst than JW