Another energetic outburst.

I guess my body feels it, I’m eating more veggies these days.

Frankly I don’t understand why I can’t be consistent. I like veggies, especially the way I cook them.. but, oh wait… I don’t have the time to cook most of the time…

A sling-like burst of shit. I destroyed my toilet.

Trust me, it was violent

A serious 7/10 shit.

Nothing to complain, not that excellent either

This whole week I was feeling pretty good.

Until I’ve decided to go to my favourite Chinese Restaurant and to order sweet-and-sour prawns.

I still feel them. Somewhere inside me.

Uh-no. No. Wait. I sense them with more precision now.

Mh. They’re right beneath me. But wait, I remembered them in different colour and shape…

Shit! I think I’m still dreaming… no… this is real.

DiarRhEAL!

Now I understand why my production this morning wasn’t great.

I’ve just deployed a massive loose dung!

Only a few turds. But HUGE

Poop

Just some shit in the morning.

Today it’s taking its time.

But by bit. Tird by tird.

Poop is to be enjoyed!

Shit emitted in one go.

Much shit

Way too drowsy for a Monday morning, but I take a shit nevertheless. Even my shit was idle

Oh dear! Am at a restaurant. I wasn’t expecting this much food.

Wasn’t expecting this amount of shit, neither!

Uuh

Back home after a few days out for work.

As expected, as my arsehole has touched my marble, something clicked. The dam was opened.

WWROOOOM

The discharge is now complete.

A LOOOOOOT OF SHIIIIIIIIT!

I guess being constipated for days brought some perks in the end…..

Ouch!

It was a long time since I had so much to drink on a Friday night. And I feel every single drink out of my arsehole right now.

Seems just impossible to take a shit this morning.

Nothing good is coming

Utter constipation