I couldn’t be more wrong…

Diarrhoea hasn’t finished yet…

I feel some more solid matter though!

That’s progress!

I don’t think I’m going to take any kind of shit today. Yesterday’s diarrhoea emptied me completely. Not just from shit, it deprived me from my soul.

Hopingly I’m going to feel better later today

Am peeing from my arsehole. It’s been five hours at least. I also vomited one hour ago. At first it felt better, for some minutes… then it reprised.

No more vomit, but a lot of shit.

Shit… I’m not sure I can define this yucky liquid SHIT

I’m very tired, but I can’t sleep.

It’s horrible. I need rest. I need this to end.

Pleease

Been roaming on a diarrhoea journey for two hours at least. And it’s just getting worse.

It’s raining shit

Unexpected fucked-up shit.

Shot in .1 seconds.

Shit today happened to get out very quickly

Finally SHIIIIT!

A lot, and very very veeery smelly.

Finally. It was literally burdening

Sunday is the most difficult day for shit.

It just doesn’t work

Being awake just because of my bowels.

Yesterday, I’ve been out the whole day for a work event. Frankly I ended up eating way too much and drinking way too much than expected.

I didn’t even get back home too late!

I woke up at 4AM for emitting the longest fart I ever recorded. 5seconds. I counted!

From that moment on, I couldn’t fall back asleep. My bowels were in turmoil. After one hour tossing and turning in bed, I went to the loo, and after a few anus-push-and-pulls, some stinky loose shit got out.

All of the conditions I mentioned above are still true. Can’t fall back asleep, my bowels are in turmoil and it hurts, shit stinks.

Happy Saturday!

Pushed hard, and the result had been a mountain of crap.

Still in develoment!

After a short hour slumber, I head back to the loo.

I’m taking another shit.

Shit started early today.

TBH, I woke up at around 3:30 PM. I believe my bowels have something to so about it, but nevertheless, only now they’ve decided to act.

My girlfriend prepared her BBQ Ribs. DELICIOUS, but they come with a huge BUT.

A large BUT in the BUTT!

Not a glorious shit today. Just a manly one

What about it? Poop is just wonderful. I would be nothing without.

Today, 7/10

Ever wondered how many shit have been produced in all human life?

I have. So I asked claude.

He says it’s a good bar question. Lol.

Anyways, that’s the result.

About 1.1 × 10¹⁵ poops — roughly 1,086 trillion.

Freaking impressive!

I guess one more doesn’t make any difference, but I deployed it nevertheless!

We’re so useless!!

If anybody’s interested, here’s the math:

The math

Started from the Population Reference Bureau’s estimate that about 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth .

But births alone aren’t enough — someone who died at age 2 pooped far less than someone who lived to 80. So I converted to person-years lived, distributing those 117 billion births across historical epochs and multiplying by the life expectancy of each period. The key fact: life expectancy at birth probably averaged only about 10 years for most of human history . We died young for millennia.

Result: ~3 × 10¹² person-years lived in total. Multiply by 365 poops/year → 1.09 × 10¹⁵ poops.

Scale comparisons

• Per person alive today: 132,000 poops each if distributed evenly — 363 years of daily pooping per person.

• Total weight (150g each): ~163 billion tonnes.

• Total volume: ~154 km³ — about 3 times Lake Garda in pure poop.

• Today’s global daily output (8.2 billion poops) is just 0.00075% of the historical total. A drop in the lake.

Honest caveeats

The wobbliest number is the Paleolithic — no demographic data exist for more than 99% of the span of human existence , and even for year 1 CE estimates range from 170M to 300M people. Uncertainty is easily ±30%. I also assumed 1 poop/day; newborns do 4-6, the constipated do one every three days, high-fibre pre-industrial diets probably produced more.

The order of magnitude — 10¹⁵, a quadrillion — is solid.