A dear friend of mine got married yesterday.

Weddings are such good moments. I chat, eat, dance, celebrate. Everything’s so good… until it gets two thirty in the morning and I can’t sleep because of my farts’ smell, and my belly aching.

Shit.

Now I need to download some before getting some real sleep.

Great poop session. Not even painful

Constipation strikes again

I devoured en entire cup of hummus for lunch.

My belly exploded in shit

Bad poop

Chocolate snack after my afternoon nap, and I’m ready to go.

Po poo poop!

We finally moved out from the old apartment.

Cleaning and tidying up took a little too much though. It’s very late for a Wednesday night…

But it’s never too late for my bowels to be unpleasant.

I was at bed already. All lights off. Finally tuck into bed. Ready to sleep, when I felt my anus itching. weird. I just got a shower.

Nevertheless I went to the bathroom and cleanse it thoroughly.

Back to bad. Still itching.

Fuck.

Back to the bathroom. Ok let’s push!

It worked!

Can’t believe though! The itch is gone, but the amount is frankly disappointing!

Just moved in to the new house.

My arsehole seems to approve the choice.

But it feels like there’s more to come.

More shit, but more constipation too…

Let’s see

Sudden. Explosive.

Diarrhoea, full throttle, no warning.
Didn’t even get a knock at the door.

Talk about immediacy.

Eating pizza for dinner is a pleasure, especially combined with a couple of beers.

Taking a poop the day next, is awful.

Finally. A shit worth the name!

Fuck it! i’m still constipated!!!

Now, this is some shit I desperately needed

Yesterday I tried Popeyes’ Luisiana Chicken

My gf went in 1hour.

I didn’t even shit. Constipated for the whole night, and morning.

Only now, after lunch. I SHIT

Grrrr

No shit today

My bowels have entered a new life stage.

Now it hurts even before normal shits.

Wonderful