I think I hit a record. The heavier discharge in the least amount of time.

2kilos of poop in 1.2 seconds.

Uh!

Full satisfactory shit. Oh yeah. GREAT poop this morning! yess!

I feel so gooood!

Even the amount is shocking appalling!

Woah! Nice Sunday ahead!

The weekend’s are constipated days, pretty often.

Way too often.

C’MON!

It’s an unusual time for having a shit.

For me at least.

Oh well..

Still a goos moment.

I made it! I fell back asleep! My bowels gave me a truce, but as I woke up again, I was only able to have breakfast. Nothing else.

Because I was rocketed to the bathroom, my arsehole was trembling like a poor lamb, ready to be slaughtered.

And here I am now, sitting on my toilet, extruding nuclear bombs.

When a friend who lives abroad says ‘pizza tonight?’ you can’t say but YES. It was his birthday too, you know!

I could have certainly taken different decisions though… ordering the spiciest pizza on the menu was definitely not the smartest choice I could make…

Yet, I’m awake already, yet on the toilet. My arsehole is exploding.

Oh wow! A little turd looks out then splashes.

Let’s have a nap!

Strangely, no shit this morning…

Probably I made too much yesterday

Hey look! A huge turd out of my arse!

Unusual timing.

Apparently my inner me is not all right

My guts let me go back to sleep after the discharge.

Now, it’s pretty late, but my arsehole still have something to say… and to give…

I’ve been sleeping poorly for days, and I don’t think I can say it’s just because I’m stressed.

Unhealthy food, alcohol, that’s the main reason, I think. Mh. They are my response to being stressed in the end, if I think about it…

But anyways…..

I’m in the middle of the night, and I’m taking a shit! A huge painful shit!

My girlfriend prepared rou jia mo, some kind of a Chinese burger. It was just delicious. Speechless. Unique. Probably the best Chinese recipe I’ve ever eaten. I could have eaten just one of them, or maybe two… there was no reason for me to eat four of them. I could have saved them for the day after.

Nope. Too late. Everything combined with a bottle of wine. And it was just Monday.

As I said, I could have done it differently, but I did it regardless.

And I guess I deserved this.

Downloading rubbles from the weekend.

Took me a while

It’s been a long time since I had explosive bad diarrhoea … but I guess everything comes back around, eventually. Everything.

Today I went out with my parents for lunch, at my mom’s favourite Chinese restaurant. Good. Fried. Unhealthy. Awesome.

Then when my girlfriend came home from work, she was exhausted, she needed some comfort food. Guess what?

‘Let’s go to the Chinese restaurant!’

Fine, I won’t eat much. Indeed…. I felt something odd while parking my car. My bowels, they felt it. Danger was coming…

Well, after twenty minutes our food is here, or shall I say THERE. i’m here in the toilet. Yeah.

Yeah.

I guess that’s a proper end for my shitty week!

Few turds, but this is a 6/10 shit.

Not best.

Uh-ha! That’s SHIT!

This makes sense!

Yeah! True shit.

Real shit!

A mess