It’ s clear, pretty obvious ain’t it?

To have a shit at midnight means I’m done for the rest of the day?

But the morning! It’s the day after!

Nothin. No shit. Even if I feel it!

Ah! How beautiful! At the and of the day, after a long day of work, went to the beach with my gf, a beer at dusk, then a shared zoot to finish the day.

Didn’t expect so but right before going to bed a shit attack exploded.

It feels kind of a slow-mo diarrhoea. Idk, feels odd

Life’s a funny thing. Some weeks my bowels lock the doors for days.

Others, like today, Pizza last night, and the days before that weren’t exactly clean living either. So obviously I’ve spent the whole day on the loo.

A relatively normal one this morning. A little one two hours later. Then a nap, an ice cream to wake me up, and here we are again — not huge, not small….

But surely it made “BOOM!”

Yesterday I had pizza at my grandad’s.

Every time he has dinner, he always brings fruit to the table, to be eaten afterwards.

This is not something I’m used to. It actually makes me feel too full. But you know the saying… An apple a day leaves the doctor away…

He eats two, one for lunch and the other for dinner.

And he’s 93… so…. well…

Moreover, I can’t help but notice, I’m normally constipated the day after pizza night. Today I’m not.

Mh. Perhaps he’s right….

Here we go again! Constipation! Uh-huuuu!

No, really, it’s horrible!

Decided to eat a kebab for dinner, so we went to the place and asked for two, complete, no onions.

The guy asked ‘spicy’? – and I believe they just do it only because they’re sadist. can’t be another reason! – we said ‘a little’.

Came back home, my girlfriend set the table, while I poured some fresh water.

They were good. Sort of. Apart from that VERY SPICY core the both of them had. Shit! How I slept poorly.

Such a bad bad idea, we had.

Oh, look! After all of these whines some tirds got out! They smell………SPICY!

Two more easy turds. Easy! Nobody was waiting for you!

Simple shit. Complex life

The tidiest poop ever. It got out cleanly. No rush, no hard pushes, no worries.

Can’t give a 10, just because it feels like I could have more but it doesn’t seem to get out soon.

9/10

Some poop deployed. And that’s not something obvious on a Saturday. It’s an odd day for my bowels, late awakening, lazy bowels, most of the times alcoholics from the day before…

But today it was great! Or at least fine! Ok.

6,5/10

Sling poop.

But only two turds.

I’m fucking constipated. Shit

I hate it!

The heat is fucking up my bowels!

Now, some shit got out

I overslept, and now it’s pretty much impossible to have a shit

Trying to have another shit. My bowels seem active… but nothing comes out

Very late shit. Yet. DONE! Hence, the day is great!