I feel odd, this morning.

Can’t shit, but I feel black magic inside me.

I feel like I hate anybody and anything. It’s bad.

I hate myself as well.

Must take a shit but I’m constipated. That shit is black magic.

It’s bad

Hope I survive the day

fair poop session

6/10

Not so great

Poop in two – very close – sessions.

Took a poop, a fair amount, then went straight to the desktop to start my daily tasks. BUT(T), my arse started pounding, then farting, then smelling.

I had to get back to the loo.

Which is exactly where I’m right now.

You know what though? Shit is still hiding, idling, but IT’s THERE! i feeeeel it!

Finally, A decent aMOUNT(ain) OF CRAP!

It’s been some weeks since the last time I browsed through deep thoughts while taking a shit.

I guess the back pain I’ve been suffering was crucial. It didn’t just occupy the most part of my brain, but it also gave me occasional occlusion.

Yeah.

It still does.

Push shit out got painful, it involves loads of back muscles so I couldn’t engage them properly.

Shame.

Anyways… it is getting better every day, and since I also had a lot of veggies yesterday, THIS MORNING IS SOFT SHIT! The best one to be deployed! Hooray!

9/10

Brutal shit, after days of arse-hole troubles.

Nothing serious, but even a little constipation ia just too much for me

Here’s the rest of the poop still hiding inside me.

They were just looking forward to this pool dive

Eh!

I’m still having trouble taking poops

A little discharge before a little nap

Oh c’mon! Enough with this back ache! I need to have a proper shit!

I can’t properly push, and my poop gets out badly

Few more turds

A few turds

Simple shit

Huge turd? Felt like it at least… after hours of constipation anything is good

A veeery little turd. All the rest still inside.

Hateful