I dunno, I laid some turds at the bottom of the toilet, great! But I feel there’s a lot more to come!
Well… It is even possible I am completely empty…. after all yesterday I forgot to report it, I had a shit attack at the gym! And it was a looot
a new post every time I take a shit
I dunno, I laid some turds at the bottom of the toilet, great! But I feel there’s a lot more to come!
Well… It is even possible I am completely empty…. after all yesterday I forgot to report it, I had a shit attack at the gym! And it was a looot
Here it is. The moment I was eagerly waiting for has come!
Loose shit. Loose loose, yeah, I lost some litres of vital liquids 😟
It stinks worst than a dump!
My belly is a concentrated of sick air🙂
Farting all around my girlfriend room.
She won’t be pleased when she enters here
I’ve just felt a call to arms. Embrace yourselves! war is coming.
I had no urge, sure. But it was demanding anyways.
How about this midday session?
Perhaps there’s a reason for that, but I’ve decided to ignore it! 😌
In the meanwhile I’ll keep eating shit
It’s bold. Anybody gives its own sense
Just got back home after a cool day spent climbing. Nice. Very nice indeed. There only was one problem worrying me the whole time: loose shit.
I pushed it inside every single time I felt it, and now I can finally free myself!!
Second go.
As soon as I weighted myself down on my favourite piece of china, the discharging was on.
Yesterday I ate a wonderful pizza. Today I am in wonderland shitta.
This is just the background of my-Sunday-self, ready to begin a good day energetically. What will the day bring? Let’s see!
Pooping brings positivity!
Just ate some fried pizza. It was freaking delicious, but I don’t really know how many farts I produced already. I lost track!
Late shit. Could be not self evident, but it’s pretty late for my bowels!
Practically waiting for this to happen.
Was working all day at my laptop from home. When this morning I had to have a shit, I realised there were more to come. I was sure! But nothing would get out in that moment. i just needed to be patient.
Yes indeed. Some loose shit was hanging fire until this freaking moment. There was a sudden point when I simply had to pop up from my ergonomic stool and run for my life.
Now, what else? Nothing, some black coffee maybe… nope. Already enough with dark brown liquids…
Duh, weird. I feel a lot going on inside me, but only a little tiny bit got out! 🥲
How is this possibleeeee!?!!
Just a few little turds now
Today’s shit is a little weird. Probably because last shit was loose.
Oh, by the way I forgot to report that one. It was at the boulder gym. The door doesn’t work, and they explicitly ask you not to throw any paper in the toilet. It was simply difficult.
Loose shit helped!
Been farting all evening long, now sitting on my toilet. BUT NOTHING!
Nothing gets out 😦
I emitted no sound, while extruding a long long sausage of poop.
It was at least 30cm long! Then it detached 😦
I ate something spicy with an onion, a courgette and some cheek peas in it.
To expect farts was pretty obvious, clear. But I wasn’t expecting this burning diarrhoea!
OUCH!
And the toilet now is utter brown
Some little turds get out
Today I woke up at my girlfriend’s. As I woke up I told her if I could stay at her loo after she would have left, and she said ok.
I thought I would have needed it, instead I felt no urge. Even if I was feeling a lot of burden inside me
Anyways, I am at my place, and I mean MY PLACE MY SPOT MY TOILET. Here Yah! My arse felt no shame!
Stained!
Been waiting for this one all yesterday long.
This is short
After a long day climbing outdoor, farting and being smelly all around, I can finally sit in my best cozy place, the shithole
Finally a little turd gets out.
But I feel like there’s more to come later on…
Unfortunately for me, imma be outdooring… a little difficult for shitting
I’ve been waiting patiently on the toilet, for ten minutes now, I am pushing, but there’s nothing getting out apart from some farts
Ow, my bowels finally woke up. And it’s loose. It’s shit you shit when you’re sick.
Am I sick? I didn’t know 😕
It’s the first weekend in two months I am not working on a weekend
This morning even my bowels feels the freedom, and decided not to shit at all
Duh, I am taking another fucking shit
It’s really difficult to bear.
Yesterday I ate at an Indian restaurant, everything was very good. Delicious. thing is, it kept me awake during the night, feeling prostate irritate, suggesting me to go get peeing.
Apart from that, during the night, I felt something growing and descending inside me. At one point I fell back to sleep.
As I woke up I felt better, and I had my breakfast, milk and cereal. I always put milk first.
Right once I drank the last sip, I felt my belly exploding. It was unbearable! I rushed to the bathroom, aaand my arse immediately vomited every brown stuff in the toilet! BOOOM!
Now I feel a lot better
Well, here comes second shit. Loose shit.
I guess must be the two beers I drank yesterday