Woke up with the bowels filled.

Had to wait two hours before they were finally able to expel.

I reckon there’s much more inside.

I wish I slept more.

Let’s see

Let’s see if I’m able to keep this comfortable shit habit. Healthy and soft crap. Yesterday I had some carrots and my poop seems to be pleased about it

Yesterday began with constipation, got out at 7AM, got back home at 11PM.

This morning I wish I could deposit more shit. Yet just a huge dry turd got out.

Not that bad, not that good either.

My body needs restore

Oh noooo!

Constipation? Not today!!!

Am going to stay out for the whole day, with all the work colleagues and principal. SHIT.

SHIT! Can’t have it inside me the whole day! Farts will come! FOR SURE!

Not the very best night. Two hours awake, my tummy hurt. I tried twice to have a shit but nothing happened. In the end I fell back asleep.

This morning I got back to the toilet, very drowsy, but that’s not the poop I was expecting.

It’s just too few!

Weird.

Don’t feel very good today…

Another good day of poop.

Good poop. Poop good.

Yes.

Shall eat more veggies

A real lot of shit.

A real pain in the arsehole

A real aftermath of a drinking evening, with beers, beers and a Gin tonic as the cherry on top of!

Uh! And don’t forget the spicy tofu I’ve had for lunch at my fav Chinese restaurant!

Awesome. I shall have fully discharged. Hopefully…

It’s the weekend, and I’ve just achieved some shit.

Crap.

Even a little dense

Oh crap, some crap oit. Crap!

Worst time of the day for a shit. I’d prefer being asleep.

Best time of the day for a shit. Complete silence around me. Complete darkness.

I feel dreamy. My shit is creamy

In the end, some shit came out

Today crap doesn’t want to move. The golden days are over. Constipation is back.

These days I was feeling quite deflated. My bowels have had the best week of their life…

…then I decided to have pasta for dinner.

My bowels hurt this morning.

I’ve just took a shit, and I feel better… but you know what?

My bowels have swollen!

Uh! MORE CRAP!

wonderful surprise.

Both my cats staring at me. Worried?

I’ve never felt finer!

I’m not getting why, haven’t took the habit of eating more fruit or more veggies, but my shit got healthier.

But how cares about the reason. It’s way too good! Let’s just enjoy this SHITTY moment!