The whole day hoping to shit again.

NO MOVEMENTS.

I also tried to eat some dried figs.

NO MOVEMENTS

Oh wait a minute… let me check….

Uh Oh! Some tuuuuuurds!

They look like the same figs I ate a few minutes ago.

Very disappointing

Difficult to put it into words, but basically I feel a lot more shit inside me than what I’ve just produced. My bowels are lazy, and I wish I slept more.

After all it was all about patience. It could be told precisely. Apart from that difficult smell

Chinese food for dinner.

Everything was written.

Immediate shit

I missed my alarm this morning, and I had no time whatsoever.

Just now, now I take a shit

A good shit in the morning,

Leaves out any warning.

GM

Fair.

Even more than fair.

Turds so long they come out from the pool.

gross.

My job

GM

Late. Way too late awakening. Constipated

PLUS a little haemorrhoid appeared!

A literal pain in the arse!

So much shit today, yet not enough

Came back home very late at night. Way too wine.

It was supposed to be organic, but wtf? Why does my head hurt so much?

Fuck!

I can’t even concentrate to take a proper shit!

Meanwhile, this freaking heat got me. Every pore on my skin is sweating.

Uh! Shit getting out from my arsehole.

Everything hurts

Mooooooooooooooore shit

My bowels were plenty of air.

Farts all around!

Some shit intermissions.

Nice

So I needed to get out with my friends, smoking, drinking. Just to have a proper shit?

Mh. Constipation is gone anyways. In the worst way possible: diarrhoea

Another constipated day.

So nice!

Oh wait! A little turd heads out!

So, yesterday diarrhoea.

Today, constipation.

Here comes some more crap!

Still diarrhoea