Ooohhhhh deear!

My week in shit begins pretty bustling.

I don’t know what triggered it, but I’ve just had breakfast, and I was washing the dishes while listening to my podcasts, when my bowels plunged. I felt like some huge stones were falling to the ground. I had to abandon anything I was doing to rush to the loo in the shortest amount of time.

Uoah. that was close!

Now my toilet is literally fills with shit.

Uh, that’s some busy begin of a Monday morning!

Late shit, yet satisfying.

Sunday is accomplished.

7/10

Every weekend is the same story… I’ve got to choose between sleeping as much as I feel OR to take a normal shit, respectful of my body routines.

Today I chose to oversleep. And i feel soo good about it!

I’ve had breakfast, took it very slowly, then I went to the loo, well aware of the constipated moment ahead…

But you know what?? I was no constipated at all!

WOAH! It’s wonderful! So good! NICE!

Oh yeah. A nice weekend begins

Sleep Health is strictly related to poop habits.

Tonight I slept kinda perfectly. Poop got out IMMEDIATELY!

It’s a shame, life doesn’t allow you to keep this healthy habit… real shame.

I don’t know if it’s just too early in the morning, but I’ve just noticed my poop has no smell whatsoever, this morning.

Kind of amazing!

But… wait a minute…. there’s something more!

Uh-ha! HERE’s some smell!

Not much tbh… what the fuck happened?

Went out with friends. Ate a lot of meat.

Woke up early. Too early. My bowels cramp.

Feel weird on this toilet.

Feels like I should be sitting on a public toilet.

Let’s see….

In the meanwhile, only a few disappointing turds got out

Am at an Expo

Guess what

Needed to find the nearest restrooms.

Shit done.

Let’s get back to work

Marvellous breakfast.

Best cappuccino ever.

Immediate shit.

The perk is, the toilet has just been cleaned, and I’m the first one using it!

BEST DAY EVER

I’m in Milan for a few days.

Yesterday I went to a Chinese restaurant.

It was Sichuan cuisine.

This morning my arsehole transformed into a dragon.

BREATHES FIRE!

Uhm… perhaps is diarrhoea.

Mh.. feels something pulsating.

Shit is loose….

I have a flight to take in the evening

Bad scenario here…

Last time I ate a fruit or a veggie was one week ago I reckon…

Nevertheless, shit got out pretty immediately this morning. How weird.

A few other turds after a speedy workout.

Fine

Yesterday night, while tucking into bed, I farted – you know, just a little one – and my girlfriend shouted “PUAAH TOO BAD!”

She’s right… but it’s the price to pay for visiting her mom, and eating her – frankly very good – food she prepares.

Fair.

Shit this morning is more than fair.

Mh, I think I may know this smell… I kinda dreamt of it… oh, wait a moment…

Weekend ant my mother-in-law’s.

We overslept, I’m still drowsy, can’t understand what I am nor who am I. Lol

I was constipated at first, then, pebble by pebble, turd by tird, everything got out.

Problem is we stil have two lunches and one dinner to go

Poor bowels

Yesterday I made so much poop that this morning there’s nothing left to be expelled