last poops
Sunday, 23 August 2026 | 3:07 PM
Some shir after lunch.
Juicy
Sunday, 23 August 2026 | 10:42 AM
In these last few days, I’m waking up late.
Perhaps too late, taken that I start back working since tomorrow. But I don’t care.
This blog is my real job. I don’t have a wage, but uses loads of my energies.
Push and push. This late morning’s shit is fresh and soft. And I immediately feel empty :’c
Hello world!
Saturday, 22 August 2026 | 11:05 AM
A real soft shit. Was really waiting for it. It’s been so long since.
My arsehole is happy
Friday, 21 August 2026 | 4:11 PM
Woah. Even a second shit session!
Even more prolific than the previews one!
Friday, 21 August 2026 | 1:06 PM
After a very long time I finally slept veeery good.
A 10-hour slumber. My body fully recharged
Skipped breakfast for having lunch. Now I take a shit.
Yeah
Thursday, 20 August 2026 | 11:23 PM
Finally, an acceptable turd
Let’s go to sleep now!
Thursday, 20 August 2026 | 9:13 AM
I’m on vacation with my friends. I aligned myself with their schedule. My routine is fucked. They oversleep, eat at least double the amount I do, get to sleep at 5 AM. My bowels is the one cross with them. Constipated, scared, scarred.
But at least, this morning, I see some pebbles!
Stone turds!
Wednesday, 22 August 2026 | 11:36 AM
Late morning turd. A very sharp one.
Oh shit! Blood!
It burns
Shit!
Tuesday, 18 August 2026 | 9:30 AM
Hello from the morning loo. The night has been a black hole. My brain’s exploding. My bowels are ready.
Now, that’s what I call a complete shit session!
Tuesday, 18 August 2026 | 4:40 PM
Pizza still burning in my stomach. Can’t sleep, I’m sweating.
The only thing left is to go stimulate my bowels sitting on the toilet. That’s where I’ve been for the last 40 minutes.
Only a few very ugly turds left behind. I still feel bad. Restless.
Let’s go back to sleep. Let’s try
Monday, 17 August 2026 | 9:40 AM
Mmm, I slept broadly well. I ate a fresh peach for breakfast. I feel active and energetic.
How comes no shit gets out? :((((
Sunday, 16 August 2026 | 2:37 PM
Now, at a restaurant. Finally air conditioning. Relax.
Here it goes. My bowels call.
Sunday, 16 August 2026 | 10:41 AM
Too little shit for having none yesterday.
Crazy bowels
Saturday, 15 August 2026 | 10:22 AM
it’s not even constipation. No stimula. Nothing
Friday, 14 August 2026 | 9:48 AM
Still in the hotel room. Getting out earlier sounded a better idea, since it’s our last day here, right?
Yes, but we haven’t considered how badly our bowels could hurt.
Ouch.
More shit.
Less and less solid