Live from the toilet.

YUCK!

It’s a 7/10 session

I love these kind of Saturday’s woke up late, 9-hour slumber. All recharged…

Usually my bowels don’t like this, but today they gifted me with immediate shit, just as I touched my toilet. Wonderful!

All clean, no pains.

That’s life!

A splendid weekend begins!

Some little shit deployed at a very random time of the day

From diarrhoea to constipation, back to liquid poop.

I’m not in touch with my bowels at all these days.

I have no clue. Whatsoever.

At least… it gets out!

Only a few turds, but I feel fine.

Constipated days are gone, I’ve been not drinking alcohol for one week and my bowels are so thankful! It looks like we’re bonding back together!

Some more poop left in pipeline

Yesterday at a party, I had no will for drinking, instead I ate a lot of sneaks. Stupid dull stuff, no veggies, no fruits whatsoever.

Cherry on the top was the cake.

Such a dumb day for my digestive system…

…this morning LOADS OF FARTS fluttered the air, and I’ve just converted them in SHIT

My body somehow reconciled with my bowels. Huge shit deployed

Less shit than expected

In the last few weeks I feel detached from my bowels. He declared independency. I’m against violence, so I let it. But, I can’t shit properly

Constipation damnation.

Luckily it just ended. Bad ly

Depressed days, constipated days.

Poop doesn’t get out today

Nothing great, but at least some shit got out today

Clearly no shit this morning.

Moooore shiiiit

It’s a hit!