A very spicy arsehole.

Yesterday, I went to my favourite Indian restaurant downtown. It was a long time since I went there, so I kinda got the shakes. I needed my favourite chicken Biryiani.

SPICY.

Well… after that I had some beers followed by two bloody mary.

My shit is deep red, but it’s not blood. I guess it’s normal though…

Even more turds.

With a huge impact.

Some more turdies

More and more difficult. Taking a shit is getting weirder and weirder. Got to push harder than ever.

Odd.

Mmh, if I think about it… there was no veggy in yesterday’s sushi…

After a while, it seems that my bowels awakened.

Two huge turds

I gained health points

No shit yesterday.

No shit today.

I feel bad.

Yesterday I went fishing with a friend.

For dinner we had what we could find.

Two disgusting toasts. They were made probably three weeks ago. They were hard as rock. Simoly disgusting.

I can’t shit this morning.

Sorry bowels…

At least we have a huge fish for dinner!

Another go from my bowels. It was shapeless

A real need pumped on my bowels.

Yesterday I went out with my girlfriend and we ended up in a very good place, with loads of vegan and vegetarian selection.

My bowels were really pleased. We accompanied our dinner with a fine organic red wine bottle.

Everything was properly nice.

This morning faeces desperately needed to rush out. Everything went out, straight-forwardly. Immediately. Cleanly.

And this is what a 10/10 looks like

Pushed hard. Finally shit. Still unhealthy. Need mor fibre

My bowels isn’t happy these days.

A few dried turd

Constipated sunday

WHY!?!?!

Uhm, flashy turds

Great moment of poop!

Fuck off, constipation!