This whole week I was feeling pretty good.

Until I’ve decided to go to my favourite Chinese Restaurant and to order sweet-and-sour prawns.

I still feel them. Somewhere inside me.

Uh-no. No. Wait. I sense them with more precision now.

Mh. They’re right beneath me. But wait, I remembered them in different colour and shape…

Shit! I think I’m still dreaming… no… this is real.

DiarRhEAL!

Now I understand why my production this morning wasn’t great.

I’ve just deployed a massive loose dung!

Only a few turds. But HUGE

Poop

Just some shit in the morning.

Today it’s taking its time.

But by bit. Tird by tird.

Poop is to be enjoyed!

Shit emitted in one go.

Much shit

Way too drowsy for a Monday morning, but I take a shit nevertheless. Even my shit was idle

Oh dear! Am at a restaurant. I wasn’t expecting this much food.

Wasn’t expecting this amount of shit, neither!

Uuh

Back home after a few days out for work.

As expected, as my arsehole has touched my marble, something clicked. The dam was opened.

WWROOOOM

The discharge is now complete.

A LOOOOOOT OF SHIIIIIIIIT!

I guess being constipated for days brought some perks in the end…..

Ouch!

It was a long time since I had so much to drink on a Friday night. And I feel every single drink out of my arsehole right now.

Seems just impossible to take a shit this morning.

Nothing good is coming

Utter constipation

I hate it when I’ve just started working and my bowels begin to SHOUT.

I mean… FART OUT LOUD.

I jumped on the toilet as fast as I could.

This is very rich.

Give your own interpretation to this quality.

I can just say I feel unburdened.

At first I was constipated.

Uh. Like yesterday…

mmh.

I felt bad.

Then some miraculous fart came from the deep inside. It widened up the gate, generating an energy so big, I expelled the whole lot of shit still idling inside me.

Whoa. What a Sci-fi movie. Nice!

Constipation