Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit. What the hell?!
I have a meeting in one hour and I have to leave now! Whyyy why is my life always so impeded by this shit troubles??