Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM

After the explosion at the gas station, yesterday I took an Imodium, because I couldn’t risk some diarrhoea at the meeting I was going to attend… Idk, it still feels like I don’t have much stimulus for shitting today…. I hope for the best, but I already feel better now, luckily. Be patient my loyalContinue reading “Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM”

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on the toilet. Yeah, nice. Some shit. And I guess it won’tContinue reading “Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

Sunday, 21 May 2023 | 10:32 AM

Yesterday I prepared chicken curry at my best friend. We were amazed by the wonderful flavour. He has this super spicy curry paste, and we stir it in all along. Delicious. Now the downsides: all the spiciness has now become itchiness, and my arsehole burns.

Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM

All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.Continue reading “Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM”

Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM

Random droppings out of my arsehole. I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent. I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning. I’m happy

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”