All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.
During these whole lot of activities I was pregnant of a huge disgusting child, and now I can finally give birth to him.
His name is SHIT
the Shy Tird 