Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self.
I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY.
I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk!
It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. My belly hurts, my shit is fluid. I’ve just remembered I had this weird dream where people saw me while taking a poo, and at the end if it I wiped blood from my arsehole.
I don’t even know what I am talking about, I deserved a little more sleep, I hope this torture will be finished soon!