Tag Archives: Friday

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on the toilet. Yeah, nice. Some shit. And I guess it won’tContinue reading “Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM”

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking whatContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM

There’s something funny happening to my body when I drink wine, apart from classic tipsy effects. I go to sleep and rapidly fall asleep. I wake up after less than three hours with an unusual urge for a pee. I follow my instinct and I do that, then I go back to sleep. The restContinue reading “Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM”

The moment I’m experiencing while writing

Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”

Friday, 19 May 2023 | 09:03 AM

It’s hard. It’s hard in the morning. It’s hard in the morning to take a shit. Especially when I spent the last few days not caring what to eat, certainly not a single fruit or veggy. Nice, but it’s Friday, so the condition can’t do but worsen

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM

Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM

The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath. I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I amContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM”

Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM

This morning I’ve decided to drink a coffee after a very long time. I’ve never been a coffee drinker, but after a few I used to drink, years ago I found out it gives me anxiety, agitation, stress, so I quitted, no more coffee, I don’t even miss it, I am way too active withoutContinue reading “Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM”

Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”