Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM

The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath.

I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I am stuck here, like always, on the toilet.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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