Logic shit in the morning, legit.
But none came yet…
a new post every time I take a shit
Logic shit in the morning, legit.
But none came yet…
I couldn’t keep waiting aimlessly sitting on my toilet, so I had a shower and starting working at my laptop.
One hour later, Had to bail. My toilet is calling again.
A huge amount of shit, deployed!
I woke up with some cramps, now I’m sitting on the toilet and they’re gone…
Weird…
Let’s wait a few minutes here after this lonely turd and let’s see
A lonely turd
Everything Everywhere All at Once seems a really cool film, but I haven’t see that yet.
Instead, this sentence could serve as a very appropriate payoff of my shit life.
Everything. Everywhere. All at once.
I had to separate the three slight different concepts with a full stop, because it doesn’t happen all at once, most of the times.
I do a lot of shit, basically I transform every food I eat in poop. EVERYTHING. Everybody does that, but never mind.
I report to take a shit wherever I am, because I write about my shit, always talk about every poop I take. EVERYWHERE I am.
Now, there comes the rarest part, everybody crave for. Something I love, something I feel so satisfied of every time it happens, just like this morning, after a sushi dinner on a Friday night. I shit ALL AT ONCE.
Then I am free…
…until the next shit, at least!
Cheers!
I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli.
I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit.
Here I am, a long turd deployed, sitting on my toilet
Good Morning!
Random diarrhoea before lunch.
Explosive diarrhoea before lunch.
Explosive diarrhoea before lunch, at the office.
Yesterday: Indian food for lunch, Chinese food for dinner.
This morning: Gargantuan turds.
Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again:
When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little further…
Even if the night was long and didn’t bring any news, Not even any shit… right now I’m able to lay a huge turd. Nice and satisfying.
Now, WHY couldn’t you just do it last night, instead of keeping me awake?? JESUS!
Am on the toilet. My cat lying right next to me, she’s trying to sleep. Me? Trying to understand what’s going on with my bowels .-.
I don’t understand what was it, the chickpeas I had for dinner, or the Gin&Tonic. What’s keeping me awake? 😦
Can’t sleep
I made dinner. Was lively talking with my gf. Gotta shit. Gin tonic (accompanying our dinner kicked in).
‘Sorry! 5 minutes!’ I clicked on my Casio starting the timer.
I sit, I push, I fart. I also take the shit.
It only took 20 seconds.
Why did I say 5 minutes then?
Well… writing this post, took time…
Cheers
Am hungry, gotta go!
Hummus for lunch, means?
FAAAAAAAAAAAARTS
ATOOOMIC FAAAARTS
Now some shit, at home, finally
The atomic farts were made at the office eh
The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy.
All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit!
And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in 2,4 seconds.
THE WEEK STARTS TERRIFIC!
Probably I took too much shit yesterday…
This morning there’s not much left 😦
Loose shit in the making
Birds fly high in the sky, and my shit gets down in the toilet.
Lol.
Yesterday evening went differently though…
I went out at thai restaurant, but since I was out the whole day, I needed to deploy a few turds. I did it in their restroom, but the flush was not working fine… so I had to leave my little pebble creatures right there, still floating, having fun with the water flow. They must’ve felt like at the water park!
Seldom, poop comes easily and rapidly, and leaves a lot of time for the rest of your day!
Burrito for lunch. Homemade!
Shit in the afternoon. Homerun!
Just utter constipation
I love coincidences.
Today I am all alone at the office.
At lunch, I felt some urge of taking a shit.
I love coincidences!
I should stop eating heavy dinner, I sleep poorly and my bowels hurt.
This morning it’s slow shit, but at least it goes!
No constipation gives me hope for the day to come!
Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long.
Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t.
Yeah.
Now I’m on the toilet, constipated.
Cross 😡
Freaking drowsy today, I guess it’s a Monday…
Even if I had some shit done, it seems like I didn’t make enough
Taking a shit is relieving. Especially when you had two gin drinks the night before.
Might choice, taking a shit☝️
On the toilet. Something like 7-8 turds underneath my arse. They’re 1-inch long.
I don’t feel satisfied
Home working means my bowels is sooo relaxed knowing the toilet is right behind the corner, and I can do whatever noise I want.
I am on the toilet taking a shit, indeed :3
It’s getting late, let’s do it quick
Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning?
Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning?
Duh
Difficult shit this morning. Also because it is not morning time anymore…