Saturday, 1 August 2020 | 09:07 AM

Saturday, 1 August 2020 | 09:07 AM

The burning sun penetrating my tent woke me up surreptitiously, my body all covered by sweat.

I stand, undress completely, incede towards the seawater.

I dive, my utter nudity all surrounded by cool saltwater, swim for half an hour seeking for the perfect spot.

And then I found it. Sitting on the pebble, I shit like no tomorrow, my tirds now resembling stones, dancing in the tide.

Epic.

Friday, 31 July 2020 | 01:04 PM

Friday, 31 July 2020 | 01:04 PM

Finally on vacation. I am in a beach in the middle of nowhere, the sea is awesome, everything is a paradise…

Since I’ve been camping since yesterday I needed a shit. I just explored the underworld at the back of the beach, barefoot, no shirt.

I am now full of scratches, but leaving my crap onto the dry foliage it’s priceless.

Oh, by the way, I wiped it up with a leaf.