Friday, 30 December 2022 | 10:20 AM

Yesterday I was feeling pretty bad, my intestines were cramping.

Actually my distress was on for a week.

Only this morning I found out what the problem was, I simply needed a shit, more than A SINGLE SHIT. Even if I had three yesterday.

So this morning, right before waving my crap for the last time, I saw it was A LOT. I guess it’s been idling inside me for quite a lot of time… perhaps too much!

So today I feel great!!

Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 07:18 AM

The big day is almost here. Probably the most awaited day for the whole Western society.

I spent yesterday evening running around the city to buy a whole lot of gifts I planned to present to the people I love. Then I had a pizza, just have in mind this, I love pizza, but my digestive system hate it, but I ate it anyways.

Now, how about the whole lot of beers I had with my friends after that? Just another reminder, I love beer, but my bowels hate it.

Woke up just five-ish hours after I went to sleep, immediately ran to the loo. My belly hurts a lot. I guess this won’t be my last morning shit, but let’s wait!

Such a nice way to start the holidays!