Thursday, 25 August 2022 | 09:45 AM

It is difficult to take a shit in the morning when I sleep at somebody else’s. My bowels get shy. That doesn’t mean I don’t need to shit.

Here’s the scenario, crap makes route spinning inside the bends, it almost gets to the point of no return. And here’s where the problem is. All of my arsehole muscles’ are squeezed, forming an impenetrable wall.

Crap stays there, idling. Waiting for me to bring her home.

Now I am home, the tension is released. Everything is back to normal

Wednesday, 24 August 2022 | 08:02 AM

Since I’ve been eating more than an alligator does, I am taking the hugest craps ever in my life.

I mean, I wake up heavy. Heavier than an elephant. I start farting and farting and farting… step by step fart by fart, some sort of abdominal pain worsen, and as the last fart approaches, I just need a shit. I almost made it on the floor while taking my pants off!

Everything’s good now, the mount crap has been resurrected, my belly is a little lighter, my mind is less shocked.

Good Morning btw

Tuesday, 23 August 2022 | 09:12 AM

As I woke up I felt like there was something weirder than usual.

Yes, I feel drowsy as hell once awake, it is difficult to walk, think, keep my eyes peeled.

This morning I was feeling even more knocked down. What is it? What?

Well, that was a massive shit, it was waiting to be deployed. It was toxic.

Now that it’s outside I feel a little better, I stare at it with a defiant look, but I keep feeling freaking drowsy, I feel high. Perhaps this crap was actually pretty toxic! The smell could confirm that…

Tuesday, 16 August 2022 | 11:07 AM

Not feeling great. I mean, my body keeps staying alive, active, real, good.

Inside there’s nothing going on right. It’s just too difficult to tell that anyhow, but I simply had too much wine. Yes, I keep saying that a lot in the last few weeks, but it is true! I am drinking way too much!

But it’s ok, as long as it keeps me writing on my blog it is fine.

You know what’s not fine? I know, I already said that, but that is utterly true, There’s lava inside here, it melts the toilet, but my arsehole still holds.

Ah, BTW, I am at a friend’s, there ten people sleeping here and there… Well I hope nobody needs the toilet for at least one hour… it’s radioactive!