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Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM

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Yesterday I improvised a weird lunch, rice with lardons, courgettes, onions, carrots.

I don’t know why, but my girlfriend had diarrhoea the whole evening. Weird, because it’s me suffering the whole time! This time NOTHING AT ALL.

I was a little afraid of the shit from this morning, but I gotta admit it’s fairly normal.

Some luck!

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 12:55 PM

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How lucky was I to choose to work from home today!

Luck means I now moved my workstation to the bathroom. Yeah, better to have diarrhoea at home than the office…

But I never stop working. Lol

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

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Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist.

The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt. Paranoid, bed trips, lucid nightmares, and in the morning I couldn’t stand nor walk. I had to skip work, and go back to sleep.

I tried to take a shit, but I was constipated. The day went on surviving, then I drank some beers for another party of an other group of friends, and I went to sleep.

At 1AM I woke up burning inside, my stomach was aching in acid. It kept me awake for a couple of hours, then I woke up in the morning knowing where would have I ended up.

On the toilet, right where I am sitting now.

I am now recovering what I had to shit yesterday, with some bonuses. Reeky bad bonuses.

Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 04:25 PM

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I’m not sure what triggered it, but I hustled to the bathroom for a brisk loose diarrhoea.

Fuuuuck! Luckily I was home!!

😰

I mean, it’s not even that painful, but it smeeells a looooot!

Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 08:10 AM

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At the beginning I was skeptical about Squatty Potty. At present I can’t go without it.

Even if I was in urge for a shit, I just sat down squatting on my favourite tool.

A seamless turd. Perfection.

I just love it.

Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM

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GM from the toilet.

From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active.

Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story?

Yes of course!

Me and my girlfriend spent the night taking the cat from the bed and putting her back on the ground, on and on for one hundred times. This morning same story, she kept getting up on the bed, but we could’t help but cuddle her a little. Her pads on our face, licking our cheeks. SO CUTE!

After we woke up we found out she left a turd on the bedding. FUCK.

We put the stool in the litter, in order for her to understand where shall she shit!

Thus here I am, taking a crap next to my cat’s.

Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.

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How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen?

We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible.

After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closer and closer to the edge, close to a breakout, I finally learned how to notice it in advance. I am now lucid, self-aware.

Am I stressed, I ask myself every day. If so, let’s prepare for a trip. The best way for me to unplug is to go camping, living in the nature, more connected to our inner-selves.

Now, camping, stress-relieved, even my bowels are happier, let’s take a shit in peace!

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

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Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default.

I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around.

Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again.

My day can now begin!