Tag Archives: outdoor

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on the toilet. Yeah, nice. Some shit. And I guess it won’tContinue reading “Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM”

Drive the change

What change, big or small, would you like your blog to make in the world? As a literal shit blogger, I often think about what the future of my words could bring. I’d really like to inspire people about environmental problems, I mean, I’ll never stop talking about shit, but I’d like people to considerContinue reading “Drive the change”

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking whatContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

Thursday, 30 November 2023 | 08:30 AM

I am eating fruits, veggies, fibre, carbo, proteins, everything for a balanced diet, still, I have these moments of dull, no shit at all. Can’t stand it!!! Yeah, indeed, I shall stay sit the whole day on my toilet

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”

The view from my toilet

I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us. Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct fromContinue reading “The view from my toilet”

Going camping and pooping outdoor

Have you ever been camping? I practice amateur sport climbing and I go camping almost every weekend. Usually we leave on Saturday, we camp, and then go climbing on Sunday morning. Camping is real fun, it makes me feel mor in contact with nature, I can turn off my technological appliances and just enjoy myContinue reading “Going camping and pooping outdoor”

Daily Prompt

Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM

I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….