Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
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Daily Prompt
What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM
I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 04:43 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night, an insomniac night? Is it is. I dropped some turds, just to be sure it’s woerh being awake!
Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM
First morning poop. Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork. Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-. Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM
Constipated a bit, but dunno why… Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies! Health bowels is king!
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM
This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it… I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔 Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
Daily Prompt
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM
My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 😦
the Shy Tird 