Tag Archives: evening

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on the toilet. Yeah, nice. Some shit. And I guess it won’tContinue reading “Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM”

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking whatContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

A lunch to be remembered

What notable things happened today? Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em. Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table. Lunch was utterlyContinue reading “A lunch to be remembered”

Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM

All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.Continue reading “Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM”

Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM

This morning I’ve decided to drink a coffee after a very long time. I’ve never been a coffee drinker, but after a few I used to drink, years ago I found out it gives me anxiety, agitation, stress, so I quitted, no more coffee, I don’t even miss it, I am way too active withoutContinue reading “Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM”

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff. You know what was overdeveloped instead? The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish. So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now,Continue reading “Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM”