Tag Archives: weekend

Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM

My friend loves me. He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together. Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready” “Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now” “Dedicate your post to me” Sure thing. This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me betterContinue reading “Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM

‘Hello world!’ During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit. It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit. I’ve been constipated for so many days during theContinue reading “Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM”

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM

Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”