Tag Archives: saturday

Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM

My friend loves me. He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together. Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready” “Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now” “Dedicate your post to me” Sure thing. This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me betterContinue reading “Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM”

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on the toilet. Yeah, nice. Some shit. And I guess it won’tContinue reading “Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM”

Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM

I don’t know what to say… Everything was going nicely, I only needed some more time to sleep for the whole week, and finally I could rest a little bit more on a Saturday. Nope, woke up at 04:40 sweating, my whole body telling me not to sleep, I couldn’t sleep at all indeed. What’sContinue reading “Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!

Saturday, 2 December 2023 | 06:57 AM

It’s Saturday morning, and I just wanted to keep sleeping… Where am I instead? For those who follow me, it’s easy, I am on the toilet…. Taking a shit in the early morning is something mystical. I don’t know how many times I faced this situation, my arsehole spread, the dawn right outside my window,Continue reading “Saturday, 2 December 2023 | 06:57 AM”

Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM

‘Hello world!’ During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit. It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit. I’ve been constipated for so many days during theContinue reading “Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM”

The moment I’m experiencing while writing

Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM

First time on a new toilet! I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet. And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne!Continue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM”

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”

Daily Prompt

What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”