Tag Archives: dailyprompt

Saturday, 11 January 2025 | 9:00 AM

My 8-hour sleep – very uncommon to me – almost cured my cold. Although, I woke up with my bowels hurting, dunno why, perhaps just farts? I made some farts indeed, and took a shit already, but keep sitting on the toilet, I still feel this abdominal pain… Weird… Oh well, at least this morningContinue reading “Saturday, 11 January 2025 | 9:00 AM”

Friday, 27 September 2024 | 11:30 AM

A classic. I have a business appointment in thirty minutes, I want to take it slow, no rushing, so I want to get out now, it will be taking fifty minutes to arrive at the site, and I will have plenty of time to seek a parking spot, and to arrive there calmly and relaxed.Continue reading “Friday, 27 September 2024 | 11:30 AM”

Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on the toilet. Yeah, nice. Some shit. And I guess it won’tContinue reading “Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM”

Thursday, 22 August 2024 | 10:01 AM

You know, vacations annoy me after a while… The reason is because I need some routine, a healthy diet, more water, less alcohol, and MORE SHIT! This morning I feel I left half a ton of shit inside me, after a ton deployed. But it’s just a feeling, there’s not much pizza left inside me.Continue reading “Thursday, 22 August 2024 | 10:01 AM”

Drive the change

What change, big or small, would you like your blog to make in the world? As a literal shit blogger, I often think about what the future of my words could bring. I’d really like to inspire people about environmental problems, I mean, I’ll never stop talking about shit, but I’d like people to considerContinue reading “Drive the change”

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking whatContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM”

Tuesday, 16 July 2024 | 08:13 AM

Drinking at the very beginning of the week is not really wise… but if you’re smart enough and you eat enough you won’t hangover. This is true, but what I ate for dinner was a rough panini, plenty of mayonnaise, sausage and aubergines. This is now become SHIT. It’s hot in here

Friday, 14 June 2024 | 06:28 AM

These days I am feeling a lot stressed. I must change my job, I will become my own boss opening my own activity as an architect. I know I want to do this, and it is planned to happen in September. Until now, I will be still working a the current company, but first, IContinue reading “Friday, 14 June 2024 | 06:28 AM”

Saturday, 8 June 2024 | 08:54 AM

Had dinner at an Indian restaurant. I replied ‘spicy’ to the waiter. I am not sure I regret it, because in the end I slept nicely… Sure, I am now taking a very spicy shit, but, you know, it was good, and even my arsehole is appreciating it… Lol, not sure

First thing in the morning

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Lol. First hour? Let’s say it takes me thirty minutes to have my milk and cereal for breakfast, then I jump to the bathroom and I take as much as thirty minutes taking a shit. It’s not that I spendContinue reading “First thing in the morning”

A letter to my 100yo self

Write a letter to your 100-year-old self. As you’re now crossing the century milestone, just look back. Do you see it? It’s still the same as it has always been: your shit resting at the bottom of the toilet. Hopingly, you’re at your own house, probably not even writing blog posts anymore, only giving inputsContinue reading “A letter to my 100yo self”

Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM

You know when you sincerely ate too much for days, spicy things, untrustworthy things, bad things, even good stuff but in the cauldron is just worsening the situation. I am now experiencing the aftermath, bad diarrhoea in public Primark With everything you can imagine as icing on the cake, This post should have described justContinue reading “Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM”