Tag Archives: bowels

Shit today was nice and tidy. How can shit be tidy? Trust me it is! Still shit tho..

Finally some goooood shit. Good because it is satisfying, but actually baaaaad. Well not that bad, not even too smelly. I mean, we only had one bottle of wine for dinner…

Finally, some normal shit in the morning!!! I’ve been waiting for it for too many daysss

I don’t understand what’s been going on to my bowels. Today, yesterday, the day before. They’ve all been constipated days. Why? Been eating fruit, been eating veggies, been sleeping a lot. What’s up???? Frustrating

Unm, second day of constipation. Not not good. And I’ve even been eating fruit! Fuck

I want to have a shit, but my shit doesn’t want to come out. Weekends are always difficult

Blah, bad shit. At least or got out at once!

After a couple meetings, I went to the grocery, also took my lunch. Back home, had no time to eat it, my arsehole guided forced me to the loo. Farty and sleeky, now I’m literally getting shit done!

Perhaps, to insult my bowels was the best idea possible. They got nervous, anxiety rised, pressure on. Now pressurised dull liquids got out abruptly. Uuhs, luckily I didn’t save it for later…. Would have been inconvenient

Am late already, and my bowels just don’t cooperate. Gotta get out soon!!! Cmoooon! Fuckoff, I’ll just ignore the urge for shit today…

Shit to be done. But I must get more regular. Need veggies. Am not eating fresh fruits enough. Summer is weird

Ok the night is gone. I survived… There’s a few shit left, it’s loose. I don’t feel really good right now…

Fucking hot. I’m here sweating on my toilet. Can’t sleep. It’s way too hot. But it is also my bowels’ fault. I think there’s some guilt to be given to my dinner, sushi with my friend, we also had a couple of beers. I haven’t notice my IPA was too alcoholic, I ended up drunkContinue reading “Tuesday, 22 July 2025 |3:50 AM”

Finally a new week starts. Let’s try to make my bowels up… It’s been pulsating. We start with some serious matter: consistency. We start with some serious dung, consistent

So, back home. My arsehole just loves it. My toilet. Home sweet home. Well… SWEET…. Dunno. But disgusting. Yes Sure.

Finally, A LOT OF SHIT out!!! Yesterday I don’t even have drank much, but even a few drinks results in this kind of shit. ASTOUNDINGLY BAD! Smell, consistency, even frequency of deployment, is just something NOT worth remembering…

After a whole day spent on the boat, the stag party can go on. Problem is I feel like I need to shit a lot, but nothing seems to want to get out. It’s dinner time, and I’d like to eat something, but the space is taken already… Huge problem. Me don’t like it IContinue reading “Saturday, 19 July 2025 | 9:55 PM”

Ok, having lunch with my dad is hard… I do hate fast foods, but you know, when I join my dad for lunch, sometimes, I just leave my principles at home… he always wants to have kebab, sandwiches, McDonald’s, always something bad under any spotlight. Sometimes I just have to please him… Had McDonald’s forContinue reading “Saturday, 19 July 2025 | 6:07 AM”

Some shit deployed. The burden diminishes. Feel bit better Feel bit

Yesterday, I’ve spent the day suffering from my bloating tummy. Dunno why, I also had pizza for dinner This morning I had some shit, yes. I did. But I still feel the burden. Still feel something inside me. – Btw, Idk what happened but I see you Deutsche Freunde, wieso hast du mir gefunden? IContinue reading “Friday, 18 July 2025 | 9:20 AM”

Right now, my shit don’t shit

Just came back from a concert. It’s late, but my bowels prevent me from sleeping. I feel it. Shit. Bad shit is inside me, and it requires to get OUT So… let’s just try that… Or shall I say, I must succeed, otherwhise I can’t sleep! Beer and chips is not the best dinner..:

I’m uncomfortably sitting on my toilet. I’ve got less than one-hour sleep, my eyes are kinds closing, I’m definitely very drowsy. I really need some sleep, can’t work like this, I got out with my best friends and we ended up getting back at 5AM. Shit. Too much. I couldn’t help falling asleep while myContinue reading “Tuesday, 15 July 2025 | 6:47 AM”

So this is how it works: constipated for a whole day, and this morning I take yesterday’s shit. What about today’s? Guess I have to wait… I’m lagging…

It’s been a long day at the beach. The night has been longer. 3 hours sleep, constipated day. Yeah, constipation. Hate it. Utterly hate it!

Shall I call it a normal shit!?

Taking a shit is awesome. This morning I really thought I wouldn’t gave made it, you know, I ate pizza for dinner… Normally I’m constipated the day next, but today NOOOOPE! Shit just got out pretty easily! NICE!

Gotta admit eating veggies and fruit makes shit a lot easier! Duh! No news! Yeah yeah, but it is very difficult to stay committed to that!