What gives you direction in life? Shit. If I keep doing it, my life makes sense. When it will be over, my life will too. It’s easy.
Tag Archives: bowels
Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:06 AM
Rumbling turds, but pretty fast. My morning session is gone in a matter of seconds.
My favourite quote
Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often? The only one who’s really judging you is yourself. Nobody Else. From Tame Impala’s Alter Ego I have a poop blog, I write a post every time I take a shit. People would judge? No, only me can, and I loveContinue reading “My favourite quote”
Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM
I love mornings like this one, when I can wake up with no alarm, have a calm breakfast, and go to the bathroom right afterwards. It’s my perfect routine. This way, my bowels fully wake up, so they’re ready to discharge the whole lot. Once they’ve done that, I wash myself and I am readyContinue reading “Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM”
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM
Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day. I am ready to go!!! But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop! I am Ready to goooo!!!
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 08:29 AM
I should have had breakfast before trying to have a shit today. See you back in some minutes!
Going camping and pooping outdoor
Have you ever been camping? I practice amateur sport climbing and I go camping almost every weekend. Usually we leave on Saturday, we camp, and then go climbing on Sunday morning. Camping is real fun, it makes me feel mor in contact with nature, I can turn off my technological appliances and just enjoy myContinue reading “Going camping and pooping outdoor”
Tuesday, 2 May 2023 | 07:30 AM
I drank a lot of wine yesterday, so I expect fireworks from my arse in some minutes, bur first, let’s have some breakfast! Few preliminary turds deployed
Monday, 1 May 2023 | 10:18 AM
International Labour Day, me and my girlfriend decided to have a barbecue in the wild. I am now taking a shit, but I feel I can’t produce it all. I guess have some surprises later on…
When do you feel most productive? You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes? That’s when I feel the most productive!
Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM
Random droppings out of my arsehole. I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent. I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning. I’m happy
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM
Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM
Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss? I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell… Pretty much everything
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM
I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place. Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough. My weekend starts here.
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 12:37 PM
In the end I had to take a shit at the office… Luckily I had my fresh wipes always with me!
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Hoping for some shit. Nope. Constipation this morning
Thursday, 27 April 2023 | 07:07 AM
The thing is, this morning is quite too early, but I just gotta go to work. I’d need to expel all the piled poop, but my bowels are still sleeping…. Just a turd got out. Now, I hope I won’r have problems today
Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM
I thought I would have ended up suffering this very poop session, since I had a pizza for lunch, but it didn’t happen. Probably I found the pizzeria that suits me the most! Am I dreaming? Only time will tell. Let’s wait for the fart response. Under 10 farts during the rest of the dayContinue reading “Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM”
Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 10:39 AM
Smooth loose shit as the second session of the day
What makes you nervous? Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it. This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!
Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM
Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats. This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out! At theContinue reading “Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM”
Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:22 AM
I don’t know, this morning shit is dull. Frankly, eating and drinking as healthy as possible is inversely proportional to shit coolness, and pain. There’s a choice to be made here. Today I choose comfort
How do you unwind after a demanding day? I go to the toilet, rest, have a poop.
Sunday, 23 April 2023 | 05:40 PM
I felt a lot of shit inside me the whole day, but then I get home, and I just deploy two turds. I am very disappointed.
Sunday, 23 April 2023 | 08:38 AM
Sunday morning, calm and resting day, and my bowels feel it. Nice and slow shit
How do you use social media? Just to promote my shit. Literally. I write posts every time I take a shit on my blog, and I used to post every single post on my Insta. Nowadays I changed strategy, now I am re-managing my Instagram account talking about bowels health, historical and funny shit stuff,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”
Friday, 21 April 2023 | 03:49 PM
As I was hoping for, some more shit arrived. The problem is I am plenty of deadlines today, and I am stuck here on the toilet 🙄
Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM
To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time,Continue reading “Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM”
Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 11:30 AM
Harsh condition for my bowels. Another shockingly bad shit. I need a diet now.