There’s a logistics problem in my bathroom. My cat loves to destroy toilet paper, so we can’t keep it next to the toilet, instead we had to store it somewhere else, safely.
You know, that place is so safe, I always forgot to take it before taking a shit…
I always end up finishing without wiping, gotta awkwardly walk to the shower, with my legs as spread as possible, and clean my arse barehanded.
Fuck.
I love my cat
the Shy Tird 
Oh no, bad kitty 🤣
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