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Wednesday, 5 July 2023 | 09:10 AM
Fuck! Another day in a row of constipation! 😨 But why?!! Plz!
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 08:47 AM
First day of solid shit! I’m healed!! 😍
Sunday, 02 July 2023 | 03:00 PM
Yesterday was fucking bad, I was a wreck, diarrhoea all around and feeling weak all day long, not to mention vomiting… I lost two kilos… but today I feel great! And grateful it all passed! Or at least I thought so… I just had diarrhoea again, still liquid shit. FUCK.
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
Let’s just assume I slept a little after my diarrhoea. Yeah, diarrhoea. Yeah-diarrhoea. nice I feel like a zombie, like an inside-out sock. I feel bad. And I am again sitting on the toilet, pissing from my arsehole all over again. I feel in some Dante’s Inferno’s Circle.
Daily habits?
What are your daily habits? Lol. My blog activity is all about that! Taking as many shits as possible!
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea. But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion… Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ateContinue reading “Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM”
Something everybody shall do every day
Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle? Sit on the toilet for at least twenty minutes consistently, stretch out my arsehole, raise my legs on the Squatty Potry, rest. Do the body do the rest. This is the key for a sustainable and Healty life
Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 10:46 AM
Well well, I can’t say taking shit is not relaxing, but I have to work! Please, be quick!
Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 08:36 AM
Not sure if I’m awake, but sure enough I am taking some shit
Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM
I am at my girlfriends’ family, I feel very much welcome and everything. There’s just one little big problem. I ate dinner complimenting my mother-in-law, I ate some sweet and sour fish, and some became much, and much became FUCK I CAN’T SLEEP! And I am fucking sweating, it’s so hot in here, and soContinue reading “Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM”
Wednesday, 28 June 2023 | 06:55 AM
After a few days of distress, I slept fine enough, letting my body get some energy So have my bowels, which now expel turd like a machine gun! Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop!
Tuesday, 27 June 2023 | 09:42 AM
Some diarrhoea. I don’t feel good today…
Tuesday, 27 June 2023 | 06:40 AM
I’m not feeling quite fantastically. I’m sleeping poorly, and I even decided to have a BBQ for yesterday’s dinner. Now my colon is just stuck. I guess I just must wait… Until what though? My death?
Monday, 26 June 2023 | 08:22 AM
Yesterday I was constipated the whole day, even though I ate a lot the day before and the day before and the day before. This morning there’s just one little turd coming. Is this real or am I still dreaming? 🤷♂️
Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 10:56 AM
Ok please stop! It’s the third time I’m taking a shit this morning!! Seems like I can’t drink anything anymore without feeling a wreck the morning after
Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM
Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink. Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily IContinue reading “Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM”
Friday, 23 June 2023 | 08:52 AM
Weird, after that meat feast I had for dinner, I was expecting a huge shit for this morning… Instead, just nothing! Mmmmmmmm, I am afraid of what will my day at the office be…
Best reference ever
Who is your favorite historical figure? My fav is Piero Manzoni who’s the author of Artist’s shit a piece consisting of 90 tin cans, each reportedly filled with 30 grams (1.1 oz) of faeces, and measuring 4.8 by 6.5 centimetres (1.9 in × 2.6 in), with a label in Italian, English, French, and German stating:Continue reading “Best reference ever”
Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 11:40 PM
Just eaten kilos of fresh meat. It took so much space inside me, I now have to compensate a bit… a little shit session before going to sleep will help!
Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 08:22 AM
I don’t have to worry about some days of constipation, even if I spent the weekend not taking a shit at all, after a few days I discharge till the last drop. Yeah, drop!
Wednesday, 21 June 2023 | 08:39 AM
I am now wondering why, If I feel like there’s a ton of shit inside me, I end up expelling just a few grams It’s disappointing!
Tuesday, 20 June 2023 | 08:49 AM
My weekend constipation is finally over! Cheers! Let’s drop some shit!
Monday, 19 June 2023 | 08:51 AM
Still not a turd
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 09:46 AM
Again, on the toilet again. I’m too old to drink on Friday nights
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM
It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday! I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast! Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describingContinue reading “Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”
The moment I’m experiencing while writing
Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”
Friday, 16 June 2023 | 08:55 AM
A good amount of poo in the morning is always a good omen for the day.
Wednesday, 14 June 2023 | 12:43 PM
Late morning shit? Or perhaps an early afternoon shit? I don’t know, but I can enjoy lunch now!
Wednesday, 14 June 2023 | 09:11 AM
Gotta admit I thought I would have taken a shit easily this morning! Instead, I’m just idling here on the toilet waiting for a sign! Oh wait…..