I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy. This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!
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Keep Healty!
What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 01:37 PM
Solid shit after lunch
Tuesday, 25 July 2023 | 08:42 AM
Another day in constipation. What the fuck should I do???? Probably just eat more fruit, yeah, but I do alreadyyyyy! Oh dear! I start feeling pain from my bowels
I’d change the world
What would you change about modern society? Constipation. Is bad for everyone!
Monday, 24 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
No no no no no nO. My body is just not working. Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!
Sunday, 23 July 2023 | 10:18 AM
IDK Why, no shit at all I thought dinner at the Indian restaurant was the easiest way…
Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM
‘Hello world!’ During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit. It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit. I’ve been constipated for so many days during theContinue reading “Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM”
Friday, 21 July 2023 | 08:56 AM
Another day in constipation. It looks like I am shitting intermittently, one day yes one day no. No no no no. Not gud
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 12:14 PM
Here comes the shit. Thus I move my workstation to the bathroom.
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 09:56 AM
Duh, another say with no shit. This heat wave constipates me much! 🥵
Ah! The passing of time!
Which activities make you lose track of time? When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need. I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is myContinue reading “Ah! The passing of time!”
Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM
Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more. It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember taking so much shit lately…
10 solid points.
List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain. 1. Shit 2. Farts 3. Diarrhoea 4. Constipation 5. Indigestion 6. Reflux 7. Smell 8. Loose crap 9. Outdoor urge. 10. Empty toilet paper roll
Monday, 17 July 2023 | 08:33 AM
Almost-immediate shit. Great morning ahead!
Sunday, 16 July 2023 | 11:08 AM
Uhm, Sunday shit means late shit
Saturday, 15 July 2023 | 12:03 PM
I should go to the beach, but I overslept and I am now shitting and sweating on the toilet. Uh! I finished here shitting, I should go to the beach!
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 03:41 AM
Well, I had a pasta dish for lunch, and after just one hour I’m here taking a shit. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 01:08 AM
I hate taking a shit at this time of the night, my bowels are too lazy to do anything, but I am too heavy too sleep
Old but gold
What do you think gets better with age? Poop smell
Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM
I begun my month without alchool. Such a nice month to di such a thing… fuck me… The thing is I was feeling bad for that, too mang bowels problems… hence no alchool for a month Now, I had a party yesterday, I sticked to my plan, no drinks. Yet, how come this morning myContinue reading “Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM”
Wednesday, 12 July 2023 | 10:24 AM
Today I woke up energetic. I think I slept nicely and I recharged my batteries. This means I am ready to shiiiit! And yeah, some crap already in the hole! The day will be great!
What the future holds?
What are you most excited about for the future? More shit
Tuesday, 11 July 2023 | 07:49 AM
Summer is definitely changing my biology a lot. I’ve been sitting on the toilet for half a hour now, but nothing got out. Must be because I had no dinner… still, I am not hungry, nor I feel like shitting 🤷♂️
Monday, 10 July 2023 | 08:58 AM
I’m not able to shit in the morning anymore. The problem is I am not eating enough, but I can’t because the heat is breaking me down. Fuck. I must survive! Just a little turd can get out
Sunday, 9 July 2023 | 09:48 AM
Since I left all of my shit outdoor, this morning I have no shit left to be done. Shame
Saturday, 8 July 2023 | 09:32 AM
Just a few turds. It’s saturday and my bowels is too relaxed!
Friday, 7 July 2023 | 02:29 PM
Fuck, at a meeting all morning long, and the air inside me was piling. Now a little lunch, and everything exploded. A rapid shit and I am fresh. I can go back to the office.
My major
On what subject(s) are you an authority? Shit. Of course. Crap. Stool. Faeces. Poop Stuff from my arsehol
Thursday, 6 July 2023 | 09:27 AM
Perhaps a little less constipated than last days. Welcome shit back!