Tag Archives: morning

Saturday, 19 August 2023 | 09:27 AM

‘Let’s have a crap!’ That’s my expectation. Reality is I am a little constipated, my crap is hard and dry, I am still drowsy and I just want to sleep but my sunlight reached my tent, and is now hot as a sauna. Let’s have just a few turds…. Sad Crap 😦

Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM

That haemorrhoid is still there, but shrinking, luckily. With this taken into account, I think I crossed the line of non-return. I’ve always taken shits squatting on the toilet as much as I could, until something got out. I believe this will just stay in the past. Now I’m scared! How can I push ifContinue reading “Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM”

Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet is now full. On the bottom someContinue reading “Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM”

Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed. I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the very first day –Continue reading “Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM”

Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!! It was surely delicious, giving me all theContinue reading “Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM”

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol

Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM

Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’ Cheers!

How do I describe myself.

How would you describe yourself to someone? It’s pretty harsh. I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit. They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’ Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….