🎶…And so this is Christmas…. 🎶And I’m back on the toilet…. 🎶even the faintest push kicked things off. 🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends. Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry Christmas, from my throne!
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Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM
Woke up way too early on Christmas morning, still very drowsy, still waiting for my bowels to explode. My cats woke me up at around 6AM, I then went to the toilet to try and discharge from the huge load piled up at our Christmas-Eve-dinner, NOTHING HAPPENED. Afterwards, it was my girlfriend’s turn, she’s nowContinue reading “Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 6:40 AM”
Friday, 25 December 2020 | 07:30 AM
This is not a shit report. This is my Merry Christmas wish for the world. The thing is, I am doing it from my toilet, with my pants down. Besides, yesterday I ate too much, as well as with drinking. *SPLASH* All right, this post has just become a report. Happy Shitty Christmas!!
the Shy Tird 