I’ve been waiting patiently on the toilet, for ten minutes now, I am pushing, but there’s nothing getting out apart from some farts
Ow, my bowels finally woke up. And it’s loose. It’s shit you shit when you’re sick. Am I sick? I didn’t know 😕
It’s the first weekend in two months I am not working on a weekend This morning even my bowels feels the freedom, and decided not to shit at all
Duh, I am taking another fucking shit
It’s really difficult to bear. Yesterday I ate at an Indian restaurant, everything was very good. Delicious. thing is, it kept me awake during the night, feeling prostate irritate, suggesting me to go get peeing. Apart from that, during the night, I felt something growing and descending inside me. At one point I fell backContinue reading “Friday, 20 January 2023 | 08:24 AM”
Well, here comes second shit. Loose shit. I guess must be the two beers I drank yesterday
Today it took me a while to have a shit. And it’s not even finished! But I cannot wait longer, my arse hurts at staying sit this long!
More shit to come. More shit happening to be extruded from my arsehole. Nice. Nice and clean. Well, clean… not so much.
Nice, I was right! There’s more shit here! Cool. Way too cool! Yeah! I was right! So much enthusiasm… how come? Well, it’s cool to shit! I unweight myself this way!
Weird, yesterday I ate a lot. How come I am producing just a lil turd? Mh, let’s wait!
Time for a new shit. Well, new, it’s no new piece, it’s just what should have got out this morning!
Right as expected. Loose and stinky shit at the donation clinic. Right! Let’s lose some water before giving 400ml of blood! Genius!
I just took a shit, bur my arsehole is still a little shy, I am worried for my blood donation, and I am sure I will be taking another shit soon….
Just a lil pop. Little, so to speak… it’s a BOMB! Especially for the smell…
Time passes by, but my bowels seem to stay the same. Ever since I was born it kept producing waste. This morning it’s a little harder
Just a little first shit
I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea. Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole. I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food! Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and a friend of mine. Pasta,Continue reading “Thursday, 12 January 2023 | 01:34 PM”
That’s my morning shit, and it’s uneventful
Sad, only a single turdy sturdy
What I had yesterday cannot be called shit. Indeed it was just a few tired turds. This morning my bowels decides to keep it up, at an exploding pace. BOOOOOM, out of my arse. Now my toilet is covered in micro droplets.
No shit this morning, had to wait until now. But nothing yet. Only a lot of farts
I guess the cheek peas effect hasn’t finished yet… Very looooooooose
Even if it’s late I can’t leave what yesterday was cheek peas in my belly, otherwise I think I’d die. I’d die out of shame, because I would shit myself off, surely.
How can I call a shit in between loose and solid? Dunno, but today is such
Oh btw, I had lasagna for lunch, and here’s the third shit of the day
I was eating lunch, but I guess it’s time to have some more shit. Than I’ll have dessert
Today some hard stool
And here’s another piece of art, in another toilet. Toilet tour! Uh! LOL, there’s no toilet paper….