Sunday, 25 October 2026 | 7:59 PM

I’ve been feeling bowelsly bad for the whole day. I can’t poop, but my farts recall some sort of mythological monster. It’s horrible

Sunday, 25 October 2026 | 7:13 PM

Pop pop poo pop. My bowels explodes. It hurts, but frankly, the sound is hilarious! It’s such a shame I’m the only one who could hear it! Lol

Saturday, 24 October 2026 | 8:51 AM

A very opulent dinner. Much stuff, champagne, stuff, stuffed. Shit. Shit shit this morning shit Oh, BTW. Today’s my 7th anniversary as THE SHY TIRD!! Happy B day to meeeee