Tuesday, 14 April 2026 | 8:34 AM

Shit on the go. In the last few weeks I’ve been seriously busy. Luckily I always find the time to take a real poop. Otherwise I’d be dead. Exploded- probably. Unfortunately, my mind is anywhere else, and I’m not producing any interesting thought while pooping, but…...

Sunday, 12 April 2026 | 9:35 AM

Even if yesterday, during my Gin&Tonic night I felt like I was about to poop in some random spot, I didn’t. I only needed some farts. This morning I expected much more shit, in a much worse shape, but instead, I’m even a little constipated… So...