Thursday, 24 September 2026 | 6:51 AM

I don’t know if teasing actually works, but there are days, when I tease my arsehole, moving my shit deployment a little further, only seconds, but by bit. Just like today. I had breakfast, and I started feeling some sort of movement, I could have gone to the bathroom...

Tuesday, 22 September 2026 | 7:50 AM

Since I prepared Chili for dinner, I’ve spent the night farting. Uh, and during breakfast too! To be honest I stopped only once I could sit on the toilet. Good crap