Friday, 3 June 2026 | 9:10 AM

More and more difficult. Taking a shit is getting weirder and weirder. Got to push harder than ever. Odd. Mmh, if I think about it… there was no veggy in yesterday’s sushi…

Wednesday, 1 July 2026 | 8:55 AM

Yesterday I went fishing with a friend. For dinner we had what we could find. Two disgusting toasts. They were made probably three weeks ago. They were hard as rock. Simoly disgusting. I can’t shit this morning. Sorry bowels… At least we have a huge fish for...