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Second go, hamburger was still here, or at least what was left of it

Burst of a once hamburger.

Brand new day, brand new shit. Even if I had two halves bottles of wine, I feel great. And my shit looks great. I wasn’t expecting that. May be because I ate a lot as well! Gooood

Perhaps this shit smells a lot of meat. yeah, I solely relied on meat yesterday…

One last big crap before leaving the house for a cool hiking

Second crap of the year. CHEEEEERS! It’s one of the most stinkier and loooooosier ever. The most stinkier and loosier of the year, FOR SURE!

A year finally got through, now my intestines have new problems. Happy nee year from my toilet. Stink 100/100

Yeah, another shit today, UH! And I forgot to report the other one I took at the crag, right behind the bushes, right before having a nice dive in the sea

I took a shit before going to sleep but I was too drowsy to write a post. What really surprises me though, is the fact I still have something to expel in the morning!

Went climbing, had to shit, AGAIN, In the bushes Now home, some more turd. All okaaaay, yeaaah….

Yesterday I was feeling pretty bad, my intestines were cramping. Actually my distress was on for a week. Only this morning I found out what the problem was, I simply needed a shit, more than A SINGLE SHIT. Even if I had three yesterday. So this morning, right before waving my crap for the lastContinue reading “Friday, 30 December 2022 | 10:20 AM”

Shit’s still needs to get through, but it’s taking longer than expected

Trying to have a decent shit, but it doesn’t get out properly.

Just arrived at the restaurant Guess why am I writing a post…

I don’t feel very good. My bowels hurt in a very specific point, and this is not good🙃 Especially because I felt it hurting some weeks ago as well, and it’s just getting worse…

Weird, I spent the night collecting farts, and now no shit’s coming 🧐 Weiiird

I’ve been waiting to lay this turd for the whole day. It took ten hours to be developed. And now it’s gone. In a blink of an eye

Ain’t no shit, this is holocaust.

Second go. Oh actually it was the third one. I am loosing my mind on this loose shit. It is also painful and distressful. Okaaaay, fineee

I was on a webcall and I desperately needed a shit. Finally it ended, and now SHIT’s gooone

Still the best way to start the day: taking a shit

Third tird of the day

Second moment of crap. Restless poop.

I feel a little hasty taking a shit this morning, there’s my flat mate around the house and I can’t understand if he needs the bathroom. i don’t like to stand in-between other’s needs So I take this mother fucking shit already!

Time to have a shit already. I mean, I should have had it some hours ago, but since I ate a lot a drank a lot for dinner, I fucked up my intestines Happy Christmas Anyways!!

It’s the fourth time I take a shit today…. nope, I’m not fine.

Oh dear! I keep shitting and it’s pretty harsh. Smelliness is pretty though…

Ok, seriously, my belly is under attack. Or to be more accurate, it’s been attacked by the inside. And it hurts. Every time this happens I picture the battle for Minas Tirith inside me, with giants, orcs, fire and spikes. Bloody hell!

The big day is almost here. Probably the most awaited day for the whole Western society. I spent yesterday evening running around the city to buy a whole lot of gifts I planned to present to the people I love. Then I had a pizza, just have in mind this, I love pizza, but myContinue reading “Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 07:18 AM”

This is my morning shit. Ouch