Wednesday, 29 July 2026 | 3:10 PM

Life’s a funny thing. Some weeks my bowels lock the doors for days. Others, like today, Pizza last night, and the days before that weren’t exactly clean living either. So obviously I’ve spent the whole day on the loo. A relatively normal one this morning. A little one...

Wednesday, 29 July 2026 | 8:39 AM

Yesterday I had pizza at my grandad’s. Every time he has dinner, he always brings fruit to the table, to be eaten afterwards. This is not something I’m used to. It actually makes me feel too full. But you know the saying… An apple a day leaves the doctor away… He eats...

Tuesday, 28 July 2026 | 9:38 AM

Here we go again! Constipation! Uh-huuuu! No, really, it’s horrible! Decided to eat a kebab for dinner, so we went to the place and asked for two, complete, no onions. The guy asked ‘spicy’? – and I believe they just do it only because they’re sadist. can’t be another...