Second go, hamburger was still here, or at least what was left of it
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Thursday, 5 January 2023 | 09:38 AM
Burst of a once hamburger.
Wednesday, 4 January 2023 | 09:54 AM
Brand new day, brand new shit. Even if I had two halves bottles of wine, I feel great. And my shit looks great. I wasn’t expecting that. May be because I ate a lot as well! Gooood
Monday, 2 January 2023| 10:29 AM
Perhaps this shit smells a lot of meat. yeah, I solely relied on meat yesterday…
Sunday, 1 January 2023 | 10:53 AM
One last big crap before leaving the house for a cool hiking
Sunday, 1 January 2023| 08:59 AM
Second crap of the year. CHEEEEERS! It’s one of the most stinkier and loooooosier ever. The most stinkier and loosier of the year, FOR SURE!
Sunday, 1 January 2023| 06:48 AM
A year finally got through, now my intestines have new problems. Happy nee year from my toilet. Stink 100/100
Saturday, 31 December 2022 | 07:18 PM
Yeah, another shit today, UH! And I forgot to report the other one I took at the crag, right behind the bushes, right before having a nice dive in the sea
Saturday, 31 December 2022 | 09:09 AM
I took a shit before going to sleep but I was too drowsy to write a post. What really surprises me though, is the fact I still have something to expel in the morning!
Friday, 30 December 2022 | 06:49 PM
Went climbing, had to shit, AGAIN, In the bushes Now home, some more turd. All okaaaay, yeaaah….
Friday, 30 December 2022 | 10:20 AM
Yesterday I was feeling pretty bad, my intestines were cramping. Actually my distress was on for a week. Only this morning I found out what the problem was, I simply needed a shit, more than A SINGLE SHIT. Even if I had three yesterday. So this morning, right before waving my crap for the lastContinue reading “Friday, 30 December 2022 | 10:20 AM”
Friday, 30 December 2022 | 09:39 AM
Shit’s still needs to get through, but it’s taking longer than expected
Thursday, 29 December 2022 | 06:29 PM
Trying to have a decent shit, but it doesn’t get out properly.
Thursday, 29 December 2022 | 02:08 PM
Just arrived at the restaurant Guess why am I writing a post…
Thursday, 29 December 2022 | 12:44 PM
I don’t feel very good. My bowels hurt in a very specific point, and this is not good🙃 Especially because I felt it hurting some weeks ago as well, and it’s just getting worse…
Thursday, 29 December 2022 | 11:13 AM
Weird, I spent the night collecting farts, and now no shit’s coming 🧐 Weiiird
Wednesday, 28 December 2022 | 05:41 PM
I’ve been waiting to lay this turd for the whole day. It took ten hours to be developed. And now it’s gone. In a blink of an eye
Wednesday, 28 December 2022 | 08:46 AM
Ain’t no shit, this is holocaust.
Tuesday, 27 December 2022 | 01:56 PM
Second go. Oh actually it was the third one. I am loosing my mind on this loose shit. It is also painful and distressful. Okaaaay, fineee
Tuesday, 27 December 2022 | 01:01 PM
I was on a webcall and I desperately needed a shit. Finally it ended, and now SHIT’s gooone
Tuesday, 27 December 2022 | 10:05 AM
Still the best way to start the day: taking a shit
Monday, 26 December 2022 | 02:58 PM
Third tird of the day
Monday, 26 December 2022 | 10:36 AM
Second moment of crap. Restless poop.
Monday, 26 December 2022 | 09:17 AM
I feel a little hasty taking a shit this morning, there’s my flat mate around the house and I can’t understand if he needs the bathroom. i don’t like to stand in-between other’s needs So I take this mother fucking shit already!
Sunday, 25 December 2022 | 12:55 PM
Time to have a shit already. I mean, I should have had it some hours ago, but since I ate a lot a drank a lot for dinner, I fucked up my intestines Happy Christmas Anyways!!
Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 01:57 AM
It’s the fourth time I take a shit today…. nope, I’m not fine.
Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 12:10 PM
Oh dear! I keep shitting and it’s pretty harsh. Smelliness is pretty though…
Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 09:45 AM
Ok, seriously, my belly is under attack. Or to be more accurate, it’s been attacked by the inside. And it hurts. Every time this happens I picture the battle for Minas Tirith inside me, with giants, orcs, fire and spikes. Bloody hell!
Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 07:18 AM
The big day is almost here. Probably the most awaited day for the whole Western society. I spent yesterday evening running around the city to buy a whole lot of gifts I planned to present to the people I love. Then I had a pizza, just have in mind this, I love pizza, but myContinue reading “Saturday, 24 December 2022 | 07:18 AM”
Friday, 23 December 2022 | 01:05 PM
This is my morning shit. Ouch