Friday, 17 April 2026 | 7:42 AM

My arsehole’s immediate reaction at sitting on the toilet. A rush of shit. Some of the best ones ever. My body is working super-efficiently these days! And this gives me a sprint in life. Life’s so good when shit is best

Thursday, 16 April 2026 | 8:16 AM

Beautiful shit. ‘How can you say such a thing. Beautiful?’ It is just beautiful this time. Immediate, copious, satisfiying. Beautifully SHIT

Wednesday, 15 April 2026 | 10:07 PM

Standing in (virtual) line for buying The Strokes Live tickets. Must keep my eyes peeled to the screen. BUT. I NEED A SHIT. No prob, I’m going to the loo with my laptop. Let’s hope for the best. In the meanwhile… my shit is desperately...