Wednesday, 29 July 2026 | 8:39 AM

Yesterday I had pizza at my grandad’s. Every time he has dinner, he always brings fruit to the table, to be eaten afterwards. This is not something I’m used to. It actually makes me feel too full. But you know the saying… An apple a day leaves the doctor away… He eats...

Tuesday, 28 July 2026 | 9:38 AM

Here we go again! Constipation! Uh-huuuu! No, really, it’s horrible! Decided to eat a kebab for dinner, so we went to the place and asked for two, complete, no onions. The guy asked ‘spicy’? – and I believe they just do it only because they’re sadist. can’t be another...

Sunday, 26 July 2026 | 10:05 AM

The tidiest poop ever. It got out cleanly. No rush, no hard pushes, no worries. Can’t give a 10, just because it feels like I could have more but it doesn’t seem to get out soon. 9/10