Thursday, 11 June 2026 | 11:38 PM

Worst time of the day for a shit. I’d prefer being asleep. Best time of the day for a shit. Complete silence around me. Complete darkness. I feel dreamy. My shit is creamy

Wednesday, 10 June 2026 | 7:59 AM

These days I was feeling quite deflated. My bowels have had the best week of their life… …then I decided to have pasta for dinner. My bowels hurt this morning. I’ve just took a shit, and I feel better… but you know what? My bowels have...