My arsehole really hurts.
I mean, my literal anus! Poor anus…
I think I got haemorrhoids. Yesterday, as I told in my previous post, I was starting my pub crawl night, when a strikening diarrhoea attack came in.
It was horrible. My psyche was holding my arsehole strong. My bowels were pushing as hard as possible. In the end diarrhoea copiously won over my brain, and got out in 1 second.
I feel pain since then.
Uh
