Sunday, 2 August 2026 | 1:43 AM

1 Aug, 2026

by theshytird

Too early in the morning or a little late at night?

Clearly the latest.

Went on with the first day of my vacation. Constipated for the whole day. Mostly all of the people can relate to this, you never shit on vacation. At least the first day.

I know this very well, so that’s why I’ve decided to impose my brain over my bowels right now. I must take as much shit as possible. Otherwise I won’t enjoy the rest of my trip.

Fine. That’s what my bowels said.

Fine

Indeed. Much shit developed. Some shit depolyed

NICE!

Still some to be expelled. But I’m feeling WAAAY BETTER!

Can get some sleep now!

Bye

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