Some shit is getting trough, the thing is the ventilation at the office’s bathroom doesn’t work
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Friday, 3 February 2023 | 08:05 AM
Well, yesterday I had pasta for dinner, it was delicious, so I ate two plates. As I already know – but I’ll never accept – I am gluten intolerant. This means my bowels react quite badly to these kind of food. I accept the fact my shit will be shit the day next. It’s fine!Continue reading “Friday, 3 February 2023 | 08:05 AM”
Thursday, 2 February 2023 | 08:40 AM
I spent the night wonderfully, and I didn’t expect that. I ate at an Indian restaurant and drank a couple of beers, I really thought it would have affected me badly. Until now… I feel every bit of spicy I ate yesterday. I feel my anus burning, and my bowels getting hasty at getting ridContinue reading “Thursday, 2 February 2023 | 08:40 AM”
Wednesday, 1 February 2023 | 09:14 AM
I dunno, I laid some turds at the bottom of the toilet, great! But I feel there’s a lot more to come! Well… It is even possible I am completely empty…. after all yesterday I forgot to report it, I had a shit attack at the gym! And it was a looot
Tuesday, 31 January 2022 | 04:13 PM
Here it is. The moment I was eagerly waiting for has come! Loose shit. Loose loose, yeah, I lost some litres of vital liquids 😟 It stinks worst than a dump!
Tuesday, 31 January 2023 | 03:48 PM
My belly is a concentrated of sick air🙂 Farting all around my girlfriend room. She won’t be pleased when she enters here
Tuesday, 31 January 2022 | 11:36 AM
I’ve just felt a call to arms. Embrace yourselves! war is coming.
Tuesday, 31 January 2023 | 09:12 AM
I had no urge, sure. But it was demanding anyways.
Monday, 30 January 2023 | 01:38 PM
How about this midday session? Perhaps there’s a reason for that, but I’ve decided to ignore it! 😌 In the meanwhile I’ll keep eating shit
Monday, 30 January 2023 | 08:55 AM
It’s bold. Anybody gives its own sense
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 08:56 PM
Just got back home after a cool day spent climbing. Nice. Very nice indeed. There only was one problem worrying me the whole time: loose shit. I pushed it inside every single time I felt it, and now I can finally free myself!!
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 09:30 AM
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 08:42 AM
As soon as I weighted myself down on my favourite piece of china, the discharging was on. Yesterday I ate a wonderful pizza. Today I am in wonderland shitta. This is just the background of my-Sunday-self, ready to begin a good day energetically. What will the day bring? Let’s see! Pooping brings positivity!
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 00:16 AM
Just ate some fried pizza. It was freaking delicious, but I don’t really know how many farts I produced already. I lost track!
Saturday, 28 January 2023 | 09:49 AM
Late shit. Could be not self evident, but it’s pretty late for my bowels!
Friday, 27 January 2023 | 12:17 PM
Practically waiting for this to happen. Was working all day at my laptop from home. When this morning I had to have a shit, I realised there were more to come. I was sure! But nothing would get out in that moment. i just needed to be patient. Yes indeed. Some loose shit was hangingContinue reading “Friday, 27 January 2023 | 12:17 PM”
Friday, 27 January 2023 | 09:01 AM
Duh, weird. I feel a lot going on inside me, but only a little tiny bit got out! 🥲 How is this possibleeeee!?!!
Thursday, 26 January 2023 | 09:59 AM
Just a few little turds now
Thursday, 26 January 2023 | 09:09 AM
Today’s shit is a little weird. Probably because last shit was loose. Oh, by the way I forgot to report that one. It was at the boulder gym. The door doesn’t work, and they explicitly ask you not to throw any paper in the toilet. It was simply difficult. Loose shit helped!
Wednesday, 25 February 2023 | 05:58 PM
Been farting all evening long, now sitting on my toilet. BUT NOTHING! Nothing gets out 😦
Wednesday, 25 January 2023 | 09:17 AM
I emitted no sound, while extruding a long long sausage of poop. It was at least 30cm long! Then it detached 😦
Tuesday, 24 January 2023 | 04:26 PM
I ate something spicy with an onion, a courgette and some cheek peas in it. To expect farts was pretty obvious, clear. But I wasn’t expecting this burning diarrhoea! OUCH! And the toilet now is utter brown
Tuesday, 24 January 2023 | 10:42 AM
Some little turds get out
Tuesday, 24 January 2023 | 08:52 AM
Today I woke up at my girlfriend’s. As I woke up I told her if I could stay at her loo after she would have left, and she said ok. I thought I would have needed it, instead I felt no urge. Even if I was feeling a lot of burden inside me Anyways, IContinue reading “Tuesday, 24 January 2023 | 08:52 AM”
Monday, 23 January 2023 | 09:11 AM
Been waiting for this one all yesterday long. This is short
Sunday, 22 January 2023 | 07:31 PM
After a long day climbing outdoor, farting and being smelly all around, I can finally sit in my best cozy place, the shithole
Sunday, 22 January 2023 | 10:22 AM
Finally a little turd gets out. But I feel like there’s more to come later on… Unfortunately for me, imma be outdooring… a little difficult for shitting
Sunday, 22 January 2023 | 09:56 AM
I’ve been waiting patiently on the toilet, for ten minutes now, I am pushing, but there’s nothing getting out apart from some farts
Saturday, 21 January 2023 | 11:44 AM
Ow, my bowels finally woke up. And it’s loose. It’s shit you shit when you’re sick. Am I sick? I didn’t know 😕
Saturday, 21 January 2023 | 11:18 AM
It’s the first weekend in two months I am not working on a weekend This morning even my bowels feels the freedom, and decided not to shit at all