Tuesday, 21 July 2026 | 11:39 AM

Back to yesterday’s beers, then. Had a few. Not drunk, mind — just a few. This morning I felt awful. Slept like rubbish. Two shits before I’d even properly woken up. And still I had to be at the dentist at nine. Important appointment, apparently. Got home just now,...

Tuesday, 21 July 2026 | 5:53 AM

Just emitted a literal groundbreaking long fart (4.6 seconds) while pushing it hard for a wild poop. Many people drink beer. Some get tipsy after four. I am one of those. Most of them are perfectly fine the day after, me? I get wrecked. My stomach hates me for the...