Tuesday, 11 August 2026 | 8:43 AM

Uh-uh… some more diarrhoea Such a nice thing while at the airport, waiting for catching the flight! I won’t get bored! Lol. My bowels hurt!

Tuesday, 11 August 2026 | 6:24 AM

My bowels don’t hurt much, just a bit. Roosters in the background singing, telling me to HAVE A SHIIIIIIIT! I hate them waking me up sooner than my alarm. This time they’re right. I’ve got a flight to catch, and a lot of turds to deploy. Alcohol...