Saturday, 23 May 2026 | 5:05 AM

Being awake just because of my bowels. Yesterday, I’ve been out the whole day for a work event. Frankly I ended up eating way too much and drinking way too much than expected. I didn’t even get back home too late! I woke up at 4AM for emitting the longest fart I ever...

Thursday, 21 May 2026 | 5:14 AM

Shit started early today. TBH, I woke up at around 3:30 PM. I believe my bowels have something to so about it, but nevertheless, only now they’ve decided to act. My girlfriend prepared her BBQ Ribs. DELICIOUS, but they come with a huge BUT. A large BUT in the...