Ahhh it’s proper lovely when I go visit my mate who lives out in the countryside. He’s full-on bro tech crypto guy — works online, always chatting about turnover and numbers — but yeah, he went and bought himself this bit of land and now he’s living out in the sticks. Plants stuff, trees and all, takes care of the soil like it’s sacred.
Today we finally started designing the bog.
Swear down, it’s been two years with no loo. Just dropping it al fresco, straight into nature.
We had some meat from the local butcher, with a side of cavolo nero grown right here on the land. Let’s just say… the digestive response was swift.
My mate handed me a pickaxe and some tissues, and I went off to lay the first stones of the toilet.
If you know what I mean?