What the fuck happened to my belly?
Was calmly having breakfast with my girlfriend, when I felt a strong urge. Lot of shit to do. So pumping, so urging.
Had to rush to the bathroom- BUT NOPE
My girlfriend had to enter before me, her period just arrived and she urged more than me.
Ok. Ok but please be quick!
My urge didn’t just stop, it rose and rose, just fucking needed to have a poo!
Big massive bad poo!
Finally, she finished.
I am free to… I am free. Full stop
the Shy Tird 