Tuesday, 11 March 2025 | 8:06 AM

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning.

My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty.

My day can now begin.

OH WAIT!

Uh, nope. Just a fart!

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