Saturday, 8 March 2025 | 9:08 AM

My friend loves me.

He’a waiting for me to have breakfast together.

Just texted me ‘Tell me when you’re leaving, so I can get myself ready”

“Yup” I replied “Taking a shit now”

“Dedicate your post to me”

Sure thing.

This is for you, see you in a few minutes! Hope you remember me better when you’ll be eating your chocolate cream! 😉

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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