At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit.
Urged my girlfriend to get out.
Finally sat there, on my throne.
Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted..
Well, I sat there for ten more minutes but nothing came out.
In the end I stared at the bottom of the toilet and there it was… okay, I definitely was distracted!!
Ooops.
Let me just leave… it’s late!
the Shy Tird 