My doc friends say either you’ve had haemorrhoids, you have them at the moment, our you’ll have haemorrhoids in the future.
You can’t escape that, they say.
I reckon I’ve never had them though…
Just thinking about it… you know…
The fact I hate spicy and my arsehole hurts every turd I expel doesn’t mean anything.
Nor the fact as I close mu arsehole, to push and pull I feel it swollen, it means nothing!
Wiping it off I see some reddish matter, must be the spiciness. Yeess…
Sure
the Shy Tird 