My slumber gets interrupted at least once during the night, I’m used to take a wee, after that, I normally fall back asleep, but it’s not uncommon for me to just wake up and start my day earlier. Normally my girlfriend keeps sleeping while I work at my laptop.
This morning happened exactly that, but my girlfriend woke up too. She was sleepy, but she needed an urgent shit, diarrhoea.
We ate Brussel’s sprouts for dinner, which I prepared with love and, frankly speaking, they were particularly good!
Now, I know they could help bowels movements, but I wasn’t prepared for this…
Our morning wasn’t as usual, we didn’t just had an earlier breakfast, we could also profit from this extra time for taking our cat’s faeces.
He spent the last months having diarrhoea, he’s long haired so every time this happened he dirt his legs in shit, bringing it everywhere in the house, forcing us to change our beddings almost every day…
Well, today was the day our vet asked for the crap sample, so we put gloves on, and patiently waited for him to take a shit. It was liquid, OBVIOUSLY!
Well, we took it anyway, put it in a zip pack and in the fridge. Then my girlfriend cleaned the floor while I was doing the dishes.
I thought our shitty morning was already eventful enough, when I felt Brussel’s kicking in.
‘GOTTA RUSH!’ I screamed.
‘But it’s still wet!’
I had no time nor force to reply, I dashed to the toilet almost falling on the ground because of the slipperiness.
Than a two-second silence, followed by an outburst. BOOM.
My morning has begun.
the Shy Tird 